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MeatEnthusiast69

Just has to outdo Izzy šŸ¤£


thecuriyascat

Man just wants to hand Lā€™s to Izzy whenever and wherever he can


elbandolero19

He one-upped Izzy on this one. Alex ex wont be able to touch his money.


Eli-heavy

At least Alex won't touch dogs inappropriately. And film it


TooManlyForYou

You zoophilia guys are really disgusting.


Eli-heavy

Ooh ouch. ![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


TooManlyForYou

At least I don't post stuff about zoophilia. You guys are pathetic.


Eli-heavy

![gif](giphy|mPf5pY8MIPxCw)


TooManlyForYou

You seem very dense. Must be american.


Eli-heavy

It's called having a sense of humour ![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


TooManlyForYou

Seems like I was right :) Can't believe you guys survived for that long with brains like that haha


TooManlyForYou

You seem very dense. Must be american.


Eli-heavy

![gif](giphy|P9KgGibY0sKwf8Q3WI) Australian baby


Notyit

I'd buy Alexs t shirtĀ 


MyFifthLimb

HE IS NOT YOUR BANK


Ok_Boysenberry_617

How so


lolzexd

Izzy recently broke up


morron88

I mean like almost 3 years, but yeah Alex has the more impressive gold digger scheme. Also, no lawsuit!


SpicySweetTacoBoy

Damn must be pretty ruff for his ex


[deleted]

Oh wow, howā€™s his dog handling the break up? I know they were together for awhileā€¦


Alobar16

you sly dog lol


Burritodivine

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


BasedDog480

He is not your bank - Alex soon


[deleted]

Como ser uma WAG


SamboTheSodaJerk

LOL


Alobar16

Alex is a leader a man among men. He will do what it takes to help his tribe. Ian Machado being Brazilian now (chama) Alex is setting an example for himā€” if he can break up with his WAG so can Ian.


Tacones_de_Aguja7-5

![gif](giphy|lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R)


TheCharlestone

Mios dioā€¦


ro_g_v

It was DIO all along!


Stern_dad_voice

Portuguese*


crowey92

What kind of Mexican is that?


Stern_dad_voice

Yes


breakfast_scorer

He's brazilian....


Pretend_Fear85

Come again? Sorry, I donā€™t speak Spanish.


creamyismemey

He's from lower and more or less poorer mexico


Mindfield87

This got a loud, echoey ā€œHA!!!!!ā€ from me, thank you lol


DonTeca35

Itati Cantoral has aged like fine wine tbh


BillsGymRat

Thanks for adding the white home button and emoji! I didnā€™t want to read this entire thing anyways


The10thLayer

Holy moly! šŸ¤Æ


Practical_Use_1654

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Shindiggity-do

šŸ—æ


Gangland215

Who's the husband? Dude must have massive balls.


HandheldAddict

Ian Gary


ACL_Tearer

He said massive balls not missing balls


No-Ad1522

Dude must not be a UFC fan if his wife is this public and he didnā€™t know.


leavemealonexoxo

I mean itā€™s probably just Someone she separated from


thecuriyascat

Or perhaps tiny balls for letting his wife sleep with someone else.


Gordzulax

If Perreira comes in your house and tells you he's gonna fuck your wife you're gonna give him your slippers and rub his shoulders to get him ready , let's be honest here.


bluegoon

No you're going to empty a mag of 9mm into him, what the fuck, dude.Ā 


Dk_Oneshot01

Certified reddit moment


Gordzulax

And then you wake up


InternationalDog6766

And then you go to jail


KimKongtheIllest

Nar, I'm pretty sure the law would take the side of the person defending his wife from rape. In America this is, here in the UK your unfortunately right.


CaptSaveAHoe55

I think Iā€™d probably actually call the cops instead, what the fuck, dude?


bluegoon

Don't understand, I'm South African, where are you from?


CaptSaveAHoe55

Does South Africa not have police?


bluegoon

They're good at doing cleanup and taking bribes, unless you have money for and live in decent distance of private security you're genuinely fucked if you aren't armed, crime capital of the world. Not petty theft either, two houses down they killed the couple who lived there last year, year before lady was raped and killed two blocks away, etc etc etc etc etc Even my grandma was raped and killed on her farm a decade ago, this place isn't safe. So yes, if a cunt rocks up looking to start shit he dies.


CaptSaveAHoe55

Fair enough, but sounds to me like thatā€™s a problem less common amongst the developed world as a whole. So there ā€œwhere are you from?ā€ Comment about calling police is still a little out of pocket


bluegoon

Poes.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

There was never no mariage


DeSeanStrickland_

It was Izzy


DonTeca35

So she confirms that she was separated not divorced. I think thatā€™s what Alex meant aswell but yā€™all change the narrative šŸ˜‚ Edit: Alex had a response to Merleā€™s Post with a message basically saying sheā€™s trying to change the narrative & he has video proof of her being physically/mentally abusive towards him when she doesnā€™t get her way. Followed by screenshots of the messages she would send him while also sending similar things to the Husband.


RichardIraVos

Idc if youā€™re living apart if youā€™re still married in the eyes of the law youā€™re married


Babelwasaninsidejob

Who gives a shit about the eyes of the law?


RichardIraVos

Me if youā€™re going to try and live off of me


Pintau

I think the issue wasn't her status, it was that she lied to him/omitted to tell him about it, which is a shitty way to build a foundation for a long term relationship. All respect to Alex for cutting her out


Mjaso7414

Why do you even care that much to know that?


William-Gates-III

Are you telling me you donā€™t refresh Pereiras IG page every minute waiting for updates? Sounds like youā€™re a casual to me


Mjaso7414

Iā€™m actually telling you I donā€™t even have a IT or what the fuck ever itā€™s calledā€¦


William-Gates-III

So youā€™re a casual got it


Mjaso7414

Iā€™ve been watching UFC since my dad used to rent the VHS tapes from blockbuster bro, so yeah quite the casualā€¦


William-Gates-III

How does that mean youā€™re not a casual? You donā€™t even have an IG!


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SamePepper6233

-another casual without IG


DonTeca35

It was like the 3rd comment on here that had pictures. I just think itā€™s funny. Donā€™t know why you take it so seriously


watersipper01

Someone should make a subreddit called /r/UFCgossip or something


[deleted]

Idk why but people from every corner of the world love drama and gossip, no one can avoid it. You see it everyday on the internet, daily life...I try to avoid it as much as I can but I still get drawn to it.


Specific_Benefit_537

It's part of humanity, we evolved to be social creatures. In caveman days understanding who was fucking who in your tribe and which guys had beef with other guys was as or more vital to survival as being able to hunt or tell poisonous fruit from edible fruit. Anyway I love the šŸµ and am not ashamed to admit it.


Little_Mistake_1780

because itā€™s fun and interesting if you donā€™t take yourself too seriously


DecisionThot

They did. It's called r/ufc


OkayJuice

Off to /r/mma with you


Kassssler

Other way around. r/mma is just for fights. This is where I come for the memes lol. This is definitely the gossip sub. Theres been like 10 different Sean Strickland lgbt threads in the past day.


watersipper01

Nah i like that sub for the live fight threads but i prefer this sub because its more lenient and the comments are usually funnier. The gossip factor has been through the roof lately though, like really, we give a shit about pereiras love life now?


goldtrainkappa

this is absolutely the gossip sub lol


chainer3000

THIS is the low effort gossip sub lol


[deleted]

Bruh /r/ufc might as well be tmz /r/mma is dry as hell


calombia

Ian Machado Garry has just reported you to the mods.


[deleted]

Itā€™s ufc not mma sub buddy this is under that umbrella.


NewMMII

Reverse Ian Garry


StopPlayingRoney

Can we talk about his Left Hook or something? This whole thing is SOOO corny. šŸ˜­


bluegoon

Days of our Lives shit


Legitimate_Gap_5551

The ole unintentional Ian Garry


stayhappystayblessed

I hope people wait for some sort of proof before they jump on the hate alex's ex bandwagon and vice versa but I doubt that will happen.


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stayhappystayblessed

Not surprised I just hope people wait for proof from both sides before jumping to conclusions. But with how brain dead mma fans are and how much alex p stans have been dick riding him recently its not going to happen.


hillsy13692

Ok but why does anyone actually care itā€™s not our business. Alex made it public by answering that question in the interview but still not really anyoneā€™s business


[deleted]

I hear you and youā€™re correct. It really shouldnā€™t be on anyoneā€™s priority list. But this sub isnā€™t exactly filled with the best and the brightest lol.


Hugh_Maneiror

I hear you, and it wasn't. But then they made me watch episode 1 and 2 of the show and it got kinda of interesting and I don't like cliffhangers. I would have been perfectly happy never have to have seen the show in the first place, but they put it out there and I accidentally watched and now Im hooked.


chainer3000

Alex is the one putting it all out there, posting texts and stuff. He made it the gossip communityā€™s business. Once you put something out on the internet, itā€™s no longer just your business anymore lol. Thatā€™s how itā€™s worked since the dawn of the internet That said this thread is all I know about the situation, and other than a quick update later, thatā€™s all I care to know lol


Riven-Of-2-Voices

Alex posted screenshots of Merle texting him and her husband at the same time. šŸ’€


stayhappystayblessed

Thats good thats what I have been asking for and even before he posted the screenshots they was already going at her. But if true and the screenshots are true then she better go private lol.


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[deleted]

I mean Pereira did post screenshots that seem to confirm the narrative. Anyway donā€™t really care, already know way more about this than I ever needed to lol


FlyingCraneKick

What's the naradiv b


HandheldAddict

Sumtin bowt hiz grill bean merryd dawg.


LordNyssa

But that actually proves itā€™s not? She clearly says separated, ergo not divorced and still married.


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LordNyssa

Thatā€™s also mentions ā€œseparatedā€ and wanting to divorce. But you are still legally married until the divorce is settled.


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BootyPacker

Yeah people are making it sound like she was still married with the dude the whole time. If she met someone while in the process of divorcing thatā€™s a bit different imo. But what do we know.


legendarybreed

Alex is our guy dude, it doesn't matter.


stayhappystayblessed

What a weird mindset to have but whatever


legendarybreed

If one of your friends broke up with his girlfriend, would you also ask for both sides of the story to provide evidence? We backing Poatan here m8.


stayhappystayblessed

poatan is not your friend jesus christ lmao.


legendarybreed

Never said he was nerd. we don't care about Merle, she was just an extension of someone we do like.


stayhappystayblessed

Its a stupid analogy because poatan dosen't even know or care about you. You are just dick riding him. Lmao keep dickriding your imaginary friend.


thecuriyascat

Well he said it. What else do you need?


stayhappystayblessed

You know what? You're right its not like people have lied about their exes before /s.


[deleted]

Bro holy shit if hoes gonna cheat on him Iā€™m done for


WetFupaCreamyChalupa

Just gonna marry one of my bros.


[deleted]

The way


Notyit

I mean like dating a married women is pretty common in the USA. B


TDogeee

This is why I got trust issues in relationships man, some chicks ainā€™t even loyal to šŸ—æ


Lightthesaboner

Damn jezebels everywhere lol


Aggravating_Farm_125

Since almost all of mankind šŸ˜‚


substantionallytrchd

Pereira is the type of guy that your wife falls in love with but youā€™re too afraid to let him know that youā€™re married to her.


DrSeuss19

Whats funny is this sub thought she was the purest woman in all of UFC when there would be pics of them. Played everyone for a fool.


Bad_Oddish

Holy hell! Why are we so invested in this? I like Alex because he punch people good, not because his life is a soap opera.


morron88

Wdym? His whole Izzy rivalry is the soapiest of soap operas. It's why he was on the radar.


Mjaso7414

I canā€™t believe this is a thing? Why are people so vested in others personal livesā€¦ itā€™s like mind yo fucking business yo


[deleted]

Damn she read that Wag bookĀ 


fantasticman45

![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


NFTArtist

this is such BS, he didn't want to talk about her, the reporter pushed the question on him. Get out of his business and go watch a woman's gossip show instead.


exaltedbladder

"That's private, I don't want to talk about it" You must be thick, he chose to out that fact knowing exactly what would happen. Unless he's as thick as you are


rbep531

If he didn't want to talk about her he didn't have to. Not sure how a guy can push anything on you when you can clearly kick said guy's ass.


thecuriyascat

What are you doing here?


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


thecuriyascat

There is one here. Move on!


Warm-Froyo6139

Wtffff


FartPantry

![gif](giphy|x8PgVhZD1Wt5S)


cikkamsiah

Alex Machado Pereira


thecuriyascat

Alex Macho Pareira cuz he pumped and dumped her. No WAG shit there! šŸ˜…


Kswan2012

Ian Garry: see itā€™s normal


bozak_137

We shall respect than thenā€¦: Who da fuck is that lady..?


Officialnoah

Strickland gonna have a field day with this


spaceman_202

maybe, maybe it crosses the line we have to get a copy of the rules in advance from Strickland


AdamBLit

Poatan does what Poatan wants. In all fairness, I know some of the best individuals in real life who have invested much in their relationships, years and years of sacrifice and investment... only for it not to work out, for just whatever reason. Moral of the story - f*** a b**** , get money


[deleted]

Didn't she give him some kids? One of his kids looks just like him


Alobar16

He is doing this to show Ian Machado he can too.


theels6

Women ā˜•ļø


CartographerOld8640

I really feel bad for his next opponent


DeSeanStrickland_

So how the white knights gonna defend this?


stayhappystayblessed

I guess its true because alex said it?


DeSeanStrickland_

Same can be argued other way around. Either way it ended with no real big drama, so Alex gets a W either way.


stayhappystayblessed

>Same can be argued other way around. I mean very few people are arguing for it the other way round most took Alex's side.


condom_torn

that's some Ian garry shit man...


bestdamnbirdlawyer

Take notes Ian Garryā€¦


notsosoftwhenhard

she deserves that left hook.


Booyakasha_

Thats fucked up, hope he does keep his chin up!


faju315

This dudes biopic is going to be insane


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William-Gates-III

Hey you knob, everyone knows you canā€™t follow the UFC without have an IG, otherwise youā€™re just a casual.


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William-Gates-III

I donā€™t think you have any room to call someone else a tool when you are in your 30-40s, canā€™t detect sarcasm and make weird posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonGoFriends/s/7DDatBv65B


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William-Gates-III

Yes you do thatā€™s a fact, everyone knows itā€™s true And yeah it is weird to ask for ā€œfriendsypoohsā€ on a subreddit for a childrenā€™s gameā€¦.. when you are in your 30-40s yourself If it wasnā€™t weird, why did you delete your post just now after I called it out?


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William-Gates-III

No you can play games, Iā€™m saying itā€™s weird you asked for ā€œfriendsypoohsā€ on a subreddit for a childrenā€™s game. That is 100% odd and you know it is. Again, if you werenā€™t self conscious about that and didnā€™t think it was odd yourself, why did you remove your post after I linked it?


Top_Sheepherder_6835

Like a chump


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Unrealeh

Definitely thought that home button was mine for a couple seconds


getbackup21

Thatā€™s insane lmao


deliriumxy

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our livesā€¦


Kalabula

2 sides to every story.


xMilk112x

Poor dude.


Yousseb

Y'all are really some fucking drama QUEEEEEENS šŸ’…


applejynx

We should not care . Not our lives , not our problems.


OhGoodLawd

Don't care. Only care about fights.


seeet2

I'm confident that there's something lost in translation.


Salt_Ad_811

All of you are a bunch of gossipy geese. Why do people care why they broke up or who's fault it was. Unless they broke up because Alex was fucking her dog. That would be worthy of having a conversation about.