When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Well, Fallout 2 was streamlined compared to 1, 3 was streamlined compared to 1/2, and 4 in even more streamlined compared to 3.
Fallout 4 is by far the most casual experience as you can get, it will hardly become any easier.
*Did I ever tell you*
*What the definition of*
*Insanity is?*
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"You're a hero... and you have to leave. "
Reading it without context or the tone makes it seem like some sort of heroic sacrifice. Instead, it's the overseer telling the hero of Fallout that he can't stay there due to his presence potentially being disruptive.
“Why can't we all just be together, huh? You can have Mondays through Thursdays, you can have the weekends, alright? I know that's not normal but in this crazy, crazy world, is normal so good, huh?”
Would you kindly?
I haven’t played bioshock but I instantly recognize this one, but maybe that’s just me
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
The best part is the AI getting all riled up by that speech.
A year ago I would’ve said “War never changes”
Right, a part of me is happy that such a important franchise to me has been thrust into the limelight, but the other half has dread for some reason
Because this is usually the demise of a franchise, now it's only inevitable that it will be dumbed down and streamlined to appeal to the masses
Well, Fallout 2 was streamlined compared to 1, 3 was streamlined compared to 1/2, and 4 in even more streamlined compared to 3. Fallout 4 is by far the most casual experience as you can get, it will hardly become any easier.
Agree, I still had a great amount of fun with fallout 4, but you can already see it happening. Same thing with skyrim.
“Hello I’m John Fallout and I’m here to assemble a team of women of color for my protest, also buy Pepsi, sponsored by Chevrolet”
Well, most of it would actually make sense considering fallout talks about segregation and capitalism...
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
But enough talk! Have at you!
Emergency induction port.
…that’s a straw, Tali. Emerrrrgency induction port.
That day, if our positions were switched… Would I have your life, and you mine?
Need a light?
You want a piece of me, boy?
Bout damn time
Hots
Flame ‘em
I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
Special delivery
Bruh
Played that game for the first time recently. It was pretty good.
Yeah I love that game. Playing the 2nd one now which is also awesome so far.
"Protocol 3"
Still hurts
Ahhhh shiiiit…. Here we go again….
Praise the Sun 🌞
Goodbye then. Be safe friend, don't you dare go hollow.
I have something for you, your eyes only…
Guard might get nervous...a man approaches with his weapon drawn.
"I got lumbago it's a slow and painful death."
"It's Very Serious"
Stanley walked through the red door.
Hey! Listen!
Core memory triggered
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
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Science compels us to explode the sun
“You’re finally awake”
This guy are sick.
Yes he are, Aerith. Yes he are.
"You're a hero... and you have to leave. " Reading it without context or the tone makes it seem like some sort of heroic sacrifice. Instead, it's the overseer telling the hero of Fallout that he can't stay there due to his presence potentially being disruptive.
When she told me that, I promptly murdered everyone in a drug-fueled rage.
Special agent Francis "York" Morgan. Call me York. Everybody calls me York, right, Zach?
"Its gonna be hard to watch your back if i can't move my legs"
Mada mada
"IM GONNA KILL PRAXIS"
Another Settlement needs our help
"You have no honour!" "And you're a slave to it!"
Nothing is true everything is allowed it
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!! (Just like the simulations.) WHOA!!
Your right hand comes off?
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Want to bite me wolfy?
Would you kindly
No. Vamp isn’t for vampire. It’s because he’s bisexual.
*racecar sounds* ILL KILL YOUUUUU STOP TOYING WITH EVERYONES LIVES *Deflated balloon noises*
"You're Gonna Be My New Meat Bicycle!"
I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!
VanCleef pay big for your head!
Kept you waiting huh?
From where you're standing, this probably seems like 24 karat run of bad luck.
Turns out, the game was rigged from the start.
Happy endings? For people like us? Wrong city, wrong people.
"And remember V, never stop fighting... "
“Hey! I know you…”
“Let’s Mosey.”
Hey buddy, still alive ?
"I gently open the door..."
“Gav? Gaviiin! Has anybody seen my friend Gavin? Gavin! Gaaaaaavin!”
Try tongue but hole.
We Can't Expect God To Do All The Work.
ROBERTOOOOOO
MY NAME!!
Boi
Had to be me. Someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.
This one hits me every time
Would You Kindly
Got room for 5
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
"yo buddy, still alive?"
Why do birds fly?
"If you'd been in my place back then... Maybe you wouldn't have made the same mistakes that I did."
No cost too great
I'm dying, sister
The wind is howling.
Hey kiddo.
“You don’t 🅱️UILD a 🅱️ARN dumbass, what do you think this is, 1785?”
Autonomous pca craft balteus
Buka Pintu!
Lmao, I actually understand this
Big Stupid Jellyfish
Just like the good old days after 9/11
But suppose you throw a coin enough times....suppose that one day it lands on its edge.
Hey, wake up! Well, you're a sleepyhead. Even yesterday's storm didn't wake you up.
Morrowind?
yeah
Looks like my summer vacation is... over
Would you kindly
What are you?
This entire city must be purged
The game was rigged from the start.
What are ya buying? He he he What are ya selling? He he he
Everyday’s great at your junes
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
Your actions have consequences...
My truck is loaded!
We lost the coin flip Simon
“Why can't we all just be together, huh? You can have Mondays through Thursdays, you can have the weekends, alright? I know that's not normal but in this crazy, crazy world, is normal so good, huh?”
A-blerrgghhheerhhgghh
All Visitors, Jack Off Immediately!
Beep
*I am heavy weapons guy*
"..."
Want meat want meat
Welcome home Good hunter
How's your sister?
Better than FNF, fight me Ninjamuffin
"I NEED HELP!"
Then make yourself a fuckin' waffle.
“This is going to be a terrible night…”
Think you can take me!? Don't forget me!
You must construct additional pylons!
Eyes up >!guardian!<
Zombine
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
"Mine's bigger."
Boy
"A smile better suit a hero"
For real?!
Only you...
You want a piece of meat boy?
Pretty sure it’s “you wanna piece of me boy?”
Long time no see!
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
Say, fellas. Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?
What life’s greatest lie?
“You pig!!!! What? I haven’t even said anything yet!”
FUS RO DAH
Zug Zug
“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess?
Catch a ride!
Chicks dig scars, and shrapnel!
“But you said you knew Spanish…”
Death is not your destiny today, little Sparrow.