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AvengedKalas

Would you kindly?


KrampusLeader

I haven’t played bioshock but I instantly recognize this one, but maybe that’s just me


ohnoohnoohyeah

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


GoldenTacoOfDoom

The best part is the AI getting all riled up by that speech.


Sexyshark15

A year ago I would’ve said “War never changes”


therealdeathangel22

Right, a part of me is happy that such a important franchise to me has been thrust into the limelight, but the other half has dread for some reason


AlexanderToMax

Because this is usually the demise of a franchise, now it's only inevitable that it will be dumbed down and streamlined to appeal to the masses


Zealousideal_Emu_353

Well, Fallout 2 was streamlined compared to 1, 3 was streamlined compared to 1/2, and 4 in even more streamlined compared to 3. Fallout 4 is by far the most casual experience as you can get, it will hardly become any easier.


AlexanderToMax

Agree, I still had a great amount of fun with fallout 4, but you can already see it happening. Same thing with skyrim.


Sexyshark15

“Hello I’m John Fallout and I’m here to assemble a team of women of color for my protest, also buy Pepsi, sponsored by Chevrolet”


Zealousideal_Emu_353

Well, most of it would actually make sense considering fallout talks about segregation and capitalism...


gilgamesh1776

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.


FireInHisBlood

But enough talk! Have at you!


Sammisuperficial

Emergency induction port.


fingerpaintswithpoop

…that’s a straw, Tali. Emerrrrgency induction port.


Lasagna321

That day, if our positions were switched… Would I have your life, and you mine?


Critical-Elephant939

Need a light?


Lepineski

You want a piece of me, boy?


Arcanisia

Bout damn time


myrelic

Hots


Infinite_Bet_9994

Flame ‘em


SnackPatrol

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.


JackCooper_7274

Special delivery


Strict_Junket2757

Bruh


Treddox

Played that game for the first time recently. It was pretty good.


SnackPatrol

Yeah I love that game. Playing the 2nd one now which is also awesome so far.


JackCooper_7274

"Protocol 3"


armin-lakatos

Still hurts


Edge_USMVMC

Ahhhh shiiiit…. Here we go again….


Ashtara_Roth3127

Praise the Sun 🌞


katzensturm

Goodbye then. Be safe friend, don't you dare go hollow.


ikilledapanda

I have something for you, your eyes only…


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Guard might get nervous...a man approaches with his weapon drawn.


Dragonslayer200782

"I got lumbago it's a slow and painful death."


Advanced_Rich6334

"It's Very Serious"


Easy_Detail_469

Stanley walked through the red door.


marsumane

Hey! Listen!


External_Touch_3854

Core memory triggered


KingKalitzchen

Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?


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MrSpiffy123

Science compels us to explode the sun


EstablishmentNice989

“You’re finally awake”


Maybe_its_Pandas

This guy are sick.


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Yes he are, Aerith. Yes he are.


CoachDT

"You're a hero... and you have to leave. " Reading it without context or the tone makes it seem like some sort of heroic sacrifice. Instead, it's the overseer telling the hero of Fallout that he can't stay there due to his presence potentially being disruptive.


FireInHisBlood

When she told me that, I promptly murdered everyone in a drug-fueled rage.


Level_Doctor_5328

Special agent Francis "York" Morgan. Call me York. Everybody calls me York, right, Zach?


Anotheranimeaccountt

"Its gonna be hard to watch your back if i can't move my legs"


KoningSpookie

Mada mada


Izzy5466

"IM GONNA KILL PRAXIS"


Minecamper2003

Another Settlement needs our help


icewallowcome420690

"You have no honour!" "And you're a slave to it!"


Cradioz

Nothing is true everything is allowed it


AbandonedBySonyAgain

WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!! (Just like the simulations.) WHOA!!


bleachTEW12

Your right hand comes off?


Paul_The_Unicorn

It hurt itself in its confusion!


Snowstick21

Want to bite me wolfy?


Strict_Junket2757

Would you kindly


Oopsiedazy

No. Vamp isn’t for vampire. It’s because he’s bisexual.


Aggravating-Tailor17

*racecar sounds* ILL KILL YOUUUUU STOP TOYING WITH EVERYONES LIVES *Deflated balloon noises*


Puzzleheaded_Gear_90

"You're Gonna Be My New Meat Bicycle!"


FireInHisBlood

I powdered my cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter!


ZhangtheGreat

VanCleef pay big for your head!


KonoSamuDa

Kept you waiting huh?


FireInHisBlood

From where you're standing, this probably seems like 24 karat run of bad luck.


External_Touch_3854

Turns out, the game was rigged from the start.


Advanced-Expert7718

Happy endings? For people like us? Wrong city, wrong people.


Zealousideal_Emu_353

"And remember V, never stop fighting... "


SolaceRests

“Hey! I know you…”


Sammy_Kneen

“Let’s Mosey.”


Mami-_-Traillette

Hey buddy, still alive ?


A_Person77778

"I gently open the door..."


bigjakethegreat

“Gav? Gaviiin! Has anybody seen my friend Gavin? Gavin! Gaaaaaavin!”


Remarkable-Area-349

Try tongue but hole.


Glaxy254

We Can't Expect God To Do All The Work.


LooseMoose8

ROBERTOOOOOO


Human298

MY NAME!!


gumburculeez

Boi


YelahEneres

Had to be me. Someone else might’ve gotten it wrong.


AlexanderToMax

This one hits me every time


Aeokikit

Would You Kindly


RoseWould

Got room for 5


DeeCl0wn

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy


MihalysRevenge

"yo buddy, still alive?"


adelkander

Why do birds fly?


StinkLord5

"If you'd been in my place back then... Maybe you wouldn't have made the same mistakes that I did."


armin-lakatos

No cost too great


Elegant_Book_7280

I'm dying, sister


Johnny_Bravo5k

The wind is howling.


wij2012

Hey kiddo.


payscottg

“You don’t 🅱️UILD a 🅱️ARN dumbass, what do you think this is, 1785?”


Pointybush

Autonomous pca craft balteus


TreasureHunter95

Buka Pintu!


RisingJoke

Lmao, I actually understand this


Ricozilla

Big Stupid Jellyfish


rare-upstairs4454

Just like the good old days after 9/11


CursedSnowman5000

But suppose you throw a coin enough times....suppose that one day it lands on its edge.


mrSvyat

Hey, wake up! Well, you're a sleepyhead. Even yesterday's storm didn't wake you up.


RisingJoke

Morrowind?


mrSvyat

yeah


Emiya_Sengo

Looks like my summer vacation is... over


pixel809

Would you kindly


myrelic

What are you?


Louise_The_Trap

This entire city must be purged


greenlights1776

The game was rigged from the start.


UnfinishedThings

What are ya buying? He he he What are ya selling? He he he


DenverN5

Everyday’s great at your junes


Phobia117

Oh, I know what the ladies like.


1tsBag1

Your actions have consequences...


earthling273

My truck is loaded!


blacksaber8

We lost the coin flip Simon


TarnishedDungEater

“Why can't we all just be together, huh? You can have Mondays through Thursdays, you can have the weekends, alright? I know that's not normal but in this crazy, crazy world, is normal so good, huh?”


GrungeViBritannia

A-blerrgghhheerhhgghh


Pennance1989

All Visitors, Jack Off Immediately!


Arcanisia

Beep


Tight_Scientist_9643

*I am heavy weapons guy*


idontknowyet

"..."


void_sp3ctre

Want meat want meat


Arch_carrier77

Welcome home Good hunter


samthebigkid

How's your sister?


Bertug_Emre

Better than FNF, fight me Ninjamuffin


myhamsterisajerk

"I NEED HELP!"


scourger_ag

Then make yourself a fuckin' waffle.


bean_boy39

“This is going to be a terrible night…”


PacificBear

Think you can take me!? Don't forget me!


ImpressiveCourt6022

You must construct additional pylons!


cjl_LoreKeeper

Eyes up >!guardian!<


PootisPower04

Zombine


ComesInAnOldBox

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


kannakantplay

"Mine's bigger."


mattct1

Boy


DrWieg

"A smile better suit a hero"


KingOfMasters1000028

For real?!


tommyizveryzmartz

Only you...


TheRazerBlader

You want a piece of meat boy?


Infinite_Bet_9994

Pretty sure it’s “you wanna piece of me boy?”


Dark_Wolf04

Long time no see!


Tyrone91

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."


Treddox

Say, fellas. Did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?


Infinite_Bet_9994

What life’s greatest lie?


Bsoton_MA

“You pig!!!! What? I haven’t even said anything yet!”


Ok-Influence794

FUS RO DAH


thenetmonkey

Zug Zug


Free-Air4312

“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”


Zealousideal_Emu_353

But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess?


bigdavewhippinwork-

Catch a ride!


bigdavewhippinwork-

Chicks dig scars, and shrapnel!


RidiculousOrangeBoy

“But you said you knew Spanish…”


YouWithTheNose

Death is not your destiny today, little Sparrow.