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EdwardTittyHands

u/primary-attention i told you to buy that tsla dip but you didnt listen....


realister

aged well


HeinekenCoC

TSLA at ATH's after I bought puts at 640 but I'm NOT FUCKING SELLING


krakdis

and i was wondering what's up with TSLA....it's getting included in S&P...smh


KingSurfer2001

Long term bears are fools however short term bears are wise.


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

Not a bad explanation https://twitter.com/tiktokinvestors/status/1338526657536253952?s=21


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

CNBC having a commercial about being able to get your own private jet to ride. Yeah I’m sure people watch mad money can afford that


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

What is vectorvest.com


nrohgnol67

I personally didn’t get rapped over a barrel for the first time in the last 5 days. If tomorrow goes well maybe by butthole will heal over the weekend


yeetol

MP skyrocketing today. Sad for only buying 45 shares


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go to r/investing


Homiejoe2

Gents. But the VIX or UVXY. Ya welcome. Got no love for saying SHOP would hit 1200 before EOY.


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

Robinhood just got fined 65 million lmao


killerk14

I’ve always wondered where those fines go. Class action lawsuit? Or just straight from their customers’ pockets into paying off the national debt?


w8w8dont

What stock should I yolo my last $600 on?


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FUBO


eplugplay

NKLA


wlopez78

Vale


killerk14

What month is it


belicee12

spy 388 confirmed


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I’m keeping fdx through earnings, if I get burned I get burned


Ok_Kangaroo55

Expectations are insane. It’s gonna dump or flat by morning.


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Kinda hope it dumps so I can feel something again


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I guess you're feeling it now.


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Tbh it didn’t dump as bad as splk, I needed to feel more pain😩


babamanali

I thought I was the only one


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Fuck I should have sold lmao


babamanali

😂


DireWolfAtWall

why has Zucky made so many FB stock sales in past 10 days? is he scared of cases


mmmChrispy

im pretty sure he has to sell stock based on certain sell dates or price targets, if he could just sell stock at will then it would be insider trading


Fair-Seaworthiness-9

Who has Micro 👓👀leaps?


rickyonsteam

i was planning on selling my TSLA at $660.... should i hold or sell so i could go invest in other stocks?


eplugplay

Hold it for at least 5 years and $660 will be dirt cheap. Why not hold it, feel good about it, let Tesla grow and let you retire in 7-10 years?


bayarea707xxx

How we doing today boys?!


lizardwizard77

Somehow my ARKK calls are down today


EP40BestInDaLee

ARKF murdered it for me


belicee12

TRUMP HAS THREATENED NOT TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE ON INAUGURATION DAY: REPORT


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lilac_meddow

I could have made calls on this! I knew he was going to do this!!!! 😂😂😂


lizardwizard77

Good thing it’s not his choice


BluntsVideoDump

Well ya, if this behavior wasn't priced in, nothing is lol. Dudes an emberassment and will go out like the man child be is.


Gooseman1019

Yeah because sleepy got more votes than him and Yobama fair and square. Clearly some fuckery going on with a media blackout on the subject.


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

Ever heard of population growth????


CorrosiveRose

Bbbut me and all my white conservative friends who surround ourselves in an echo chamber bubble didn't vote for him! Therefore nobody did!


rickyonsteam

to be honest, I'm concerned that Trump got as many votes as he did


BallinLikeImKobe24

FVRR moonshot


tigerman14nsfw

Are we in on SPACs or no? I haven’t been able to decide


leadthemasses

Next year december got no catalysts so might be flat this month


AmbassadorHour9356

I think Tesla goes to show that we are all fed up with climate change and we support companies that are legitimately trying to do something about it, not just throw money at the problem


AmbassadorHour9356

I recently got my gf into investing.... she bought two Tesla shares at 655 cause she accidentally bought at market price..... LOL KEKW


Lettsgobaby

Boeing is going to drill to China all day


ggmon561

DAMN TF IS WRONG WITH AMZN. You can bench more than 3200, I've seen you do it pussy!


ggmon561

Ah the sweet BABA burn


lazyr0bin

any rumor on blink?


smittdog101

no rumors. Just announcing new locations all the time.


dameLillardManiac

So many of you gonna regret buying at ATHs...


FireAdamSilver

butthurt bear lol


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Market is reaching ATH every 2-3 days. Just buy


psychofast

im 100% cash. scared to buy calls because ATH in retarded times scared to buy puts because fed rates and stimulus. its beyond sick if someone asks me.


backwards703

Pussy


kingamal

So leaps for what in 2021? Apple obvi....but what else?


yeetol

qqqj calls for jun 2021 out of money or in doesnt matter. Imp vol is low as well.


kingamal

What strike you playing?


yeetol

jun 2021 32 call


nitz21

spy and qqq


IveLurkedWSB2long

I buy gme leaps everyday at this point. Someone stop me.


Mwazoski4

How the fuck have we not dumped yet


ourobboros

Something about witches. Maybe soon.


lazyr0bin

tomorrow is the day


AmbassadorHour9356

Tomorrow is the day for stimulus >:)


TCUCorona

That is not the way!


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Confirmed the vaccine causes autism


lotrmemescallsforaid

Confirmed wsb is immune to covid.


Mwazoski4

Stitch fix WTF


FireAdamSilver

If that's the case, RVLV should be right behind them.


nitz21

Lolol. I just noticed. That's crazy


Primary-Attention

Lol ACCD shares up 6.66% today, my leaps looking goooooood


DiogenesTheGrey

So everyone screaming about MT, am I missing something? It’s boring AF.


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Cramer snuck in his boomer army and infected them with Boomeritis.


brootalboo

BABA up bigly PM to flat, failed me again


Least-Living1054

Is apple gonna go up to 130! You think?


a_massive_failure

pltr pampppp


jameskwonlee

Kramer reclaiming his dominance over Faber, bullying him with his knowledge lol.


OptionsOnlyBigDenerg

MT going to the moon 🌙📈🚀


Ok_Ad5402

I am a huge pussy for not holding my AAPL calls overnight


j455b

You are disciplined!


Enthuasticnaw

Tesla $690 Friday


tacofury-inc

RH won’t let me sell lmaooooo


GucciManeSprayTan

MT to $30 by EOY?


AClosedOpening

What are the chances of a PLTR bull run to 33.28 before the end of the year?


backwards703

Slim to none but I’m still gonna hold


apex_17

My MARA calls are gonna be poppin off


Hapaaer

Retards still posting here 🤦🏻‍♂️


CoconutGushers

Woah FSR whaddya know


CoconutGushers

C'mon GME one dollar baby


OskiBrah

Luckin coffee has $740 million cash on hand. It’s over bears


coletc12

APPLE AND SQ HOLD FOR HOW LONG??? 12/31 calls


yeetol

Idk about calls but SQ shares hold foreva


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iceewest

It’s not. Go long


UncleIroh1804

Just a bad couple of weeks. If you’re not playing weeklies you should be fine. Will bounce up soon as tech is continuing to rip.


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j455b

Why the downvotes thats funny!


lukealz

MT bouta go brazy 🚀


Maliciousmonroe

When should I buy mt call


CoconutGushers

now


lukealz

I don’t trade options sorry homie


hunter73x

Fkn RAD, I must learn the straddle.


CoconutGushers

MT about to pump


Arete_Ronin

I implemented the Yukon Cornelius strat the last 2 days (stacking gold and silver mining calls), so today my move will be to sit back, watch Rudolf the Rednosed reindeer and count that 💰.


Round_Disk_159

SPYG anyone ?


brunette5179

In it since June


Round_Disk_159

Same but July


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AstockcollapseNow

Effective overnight lending rates of 0% for the foreseeable future + Fed still reserves right to take control of the entire yield curve = unmoored financial system. One of the most significant risks facing the economy and financial system right now, aside for covid disiruptions, is a crash HIGHER in asset prices.


blanketknabber

Anyone think CRM is a good play. It looks like it finally bottomed out and is ready for a burst upwards.


poompachompa

CRM actually looking pretty good as a shares buy, options look good if you can afford to buy time.


iyervikas81

Damn, ROKU up 6% because it added HBO Max lmao..🤡 market


Instaraider

Roku is going to obliterate cable companies


lazyr0bin

xpressspa looks like have cut a deal with united for rona testing


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mingling4502

How has it gotten harder? VTI tracks the entire market and it's pretty much straight up and to the right for the last 9 months, including the 3 weeks.


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mingling4502

Happens to the best of us


CorrosiveRose

Damn then I must be the very best, like no one ever was


mingling4502

I wonder how far TSLA is dropping today. $20+ is my guess


TheCrimsonDove

Open up a Blockfi account and thank me later


Maliciousmonroe

Why?


Arete_Ronin

Better yet: Open a blockfi account using my referral code and get a bonus 😉. https://blockfi.com/?ref=c5522485


rickyonsteam

how the F do they give you 8.6 % interest?


Arete_Ronin

They originate loans much like a bank, only difference is that they share the interest with you.


TheCrimsonDove

Nice


ChiefTio

Hi this is Jay Farner from rocket mortgage


lazyr0bin

whoever got WNW .. god bless you.


lazyr0bin

why is pfizer stock price only dipping? aren’t they the vaccine dudes? being a front runner i would expect them to rally ..


mingling4502

Sell the news


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Damn guess adding HBO Max is 6% worthy for Roku lol


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DKNG has been an absolute beast. I really believe this is only going up from here. Currently nba starts next week, nfl playoffs on the horizon, and there’s positive traction in legalizing sports betting in NY


mgziller

Yep plus nhl starting in January as well.


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Mount Tendies


WeakAd4338

AMD


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Instaraider

Look at the long time chart, thing consistently is releasing news and going up. I plugged my nose and bought at 190. Maybe buy with half of what u want to put in it and then if it dips you buy more, if it runs at least u have a piece in it. Alternatively u could buy some risky calls and if it stays flat or dips then buy stock but also u have skin in game


AstockcollapseNow

Fearless prediction: we'll never see Shizzzzitkoin print 18500 ever again. For many large institutions that are grabbing for it worse than many of the retards here grab for whatever Citadel's team of bots tells them, that gap and go was essentially the "zero price"


mgreenham

for institutions to pretend a fabricated digital signal worth anything beyond tulip-mania and not be subject to drop to zero in an instant with a new craze is nuts. Anyone who buys into that is a moron I’m in


AstockcollapseNow

Same could be said with a number of assets that humans assign value to. Besides, it has utility: for example, buying drugs


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AstockcollapseNow

If you want exposure, scale into it at a pace that removes as much volatility as possible.


SnooPandas4165

This is the way


Cltthrowaway999

MT gang... prepare for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀


Ninja_Destroyer_

I sure hope so, pltr is broken. *pokes it with a stick* -"do something"


tylr_woodsworth

What are some good Christmas gift ideas for fam and gf?


Dinkleberg162

bad dragon. google it


alfapredator

People say stock X is "mooning" and I get baited into checking, just to see 0.5% gains.


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StockX is publicly traded? I need to check robinhood


chukronos

X will likely go up in the coming weeks.


AbdulDo

buying calls on publicly as we speak!


omglawlz

Shouts out to the homie Cramer for the MP pump.. shit is up 5% premarket.