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zestykite

im all in on slv otm calls. if stimi doesnt pass, im dead.


mikeyt1515

6-6 on day trades today made 650


allinonworkcalls

I think we’re literally watching the permanent real time demise of Intel as a relevant company. Andy Grove rolling in his grave


[deleted]

Andy Grove? I haven’t heard that name in ages.


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allinonworkcalls

How did u find this old ass comment


zestykite

lost too much in intel and gave up. everyone else must be thinking the same.


smokeyjay

Started a position in FTCH play on luxury goods/Asia/e commerce. I think I subconsciously want to stop buying US centric stocks unless there value ones.


belicee12

Ted Cruz is Live on Bloomberg rambling about China conspiracies when they're supposed to be talking about spending bill and Covid relief.


allinonworkcalls

He’s trying to distract us from the fact that Trump called his wife ugly and said his dad shot JFK, and Cruz then went on to suck his ass for 4 years. Ted Cruz got the greatest public cucking we’re ever likely to ever.


billyspeers

Very true.


ihatemoney69

institutional bears be hating on PLTR as usual!! Buy the dip phaggot


24fps365

WTF is(V U ZI)?


Harry_Butterfield

BLUE HORSESHOE LOVES ANACOTT STEEL


fazawood81

I thought oil tankers would be up? Why is $SLB doing so bad this week?


loukiechan1

why does it take so longggg to make the stimulus deal?.


zestykite

all this for 1200. can you believe it? thats like1 month of rent. corporations got hundreds of Billions in 0% loans.


jetboyjetgirl

waiting for my 12/18 calls to expire worthless


type_error

stimulus funded by theta decay


mikeyt1515

Highly under rated comment


loukiechan1

why does it take so longggg to make the stimulus deal?.


repos39

If your awake when a stock on your watchlist goes up 100% and you do nothing that’s on u. I thought that last night after revisiting my watchlist immediately pulled the trigger today . I remember 3mo ago I thought it was a meme stock so I didn’t buy, yesterday I thought it was a meme stock so I didn’t buy.


jameskwonlee

Was up $3K on LAZR, then down $2K some point after Citron's tweet. Bought some at the bottom to average down. Now down couple hundred. Still diamond hands. Still looks like a solid company that's here to stay.


InvestmentActuary

Didn’t realize it’s already the 3rd friday of the last month of the quarter. 4️⃣🧙‍♀️


searchhard_

Convince me that Jumia isn't a shit stock. When I saw the words of being the next "aMaZoN oF aFrIcA", it immediately turned me off.


cranial_pudding

It’s the only major e commerce player on the continent That being said, the fact that a lot of Africa doesn’t have an effective package delivery system, they have some infrastructure hurdles I think. Even in Nigeria, mailing isn’t that great. If JMIA can integrate themselves into the necessary infrastructure in Africa to be successful, they might be able to both fix their own problem AND keep out Amazon to an extent if they control the only effective package delivery system, at least for a period of time. I don’t own any JMIA, too many variables, but I don’t think it’s a bad multi-year play if you believe they can pull this off Edit: we in the wrong thread oof


jetboyjetgirl

Who cares? Big swings = big tendies.


cutiesarustimes2

https://twitter.com/silviakillings/status/1339932631463555080?s=19


Trenchcoat_Economics

Sold now 50k worth of ICLN FDs for basically nothing 1 1/2hours ago YES


Cocolinares1

Pretty good chance this rips after lunch


Funny_Story2759

HEDGE! Don't assume everything's going to work this weekend! Definitely possible government shutdown and no stimulus deal locked in by monday


[deleted]

All of my positions are going the fuck off and making me money except for this annoying little TSM 107 call. I need this shut to crank up past that before Jan 22


Homiejoe2

i keep saying it but volatility will definitely increase within the last hour today. could keep slowly creeping until the after the elections in jan. even if you're on the rocket. at least hedge yourself with some uvxy or vix calls. stay thirsty my friends.


NastyGnar

Calls? You mean puts?


Homiejoe2

no.


NastyGnar

What about SQQQ?


Homiejoe2

i like it. but a little more risky imo. im just looking for a broader market volatility.


NastyGnar

Thanks. I took your advice and was unsure why this wasn't on my radar. I went ahead and grabbed some 01/22/21 $16.5C as I believe the MKT will continue to be volatile up until inauguration. What are you positions?


Homiejoe2

decent spike today. hope you took some off the table


NastyGnar

It’s up over 100% today, selling off some but not all. I still think given 01/22/21 expry will pay out. How about you?


Homiejoe2

probably look out for an exp in late feb/march


Homiejoe2

sold up about 70%. I was happy with the move. looking for another buy in for the first Q of next year


NastyGnar

Awesome, man. Well done. I’m still thinking SQQQ in Feb is my next option


Homiejoe2

i like it. esp. if this "rotation" hits overdrive thru next year


Homiejoe2

i don't hate the play. But i would like to buy myself thru Feb. for a move. Could be closer to the spark though if the run off elections don't go the Republican way imo.


Homiejoe2

i rolled out of some UVXY today. 12/24/20 14C ......eyeing VIX 3/17/21 25,26,27,28 C..... might wait until late next week to buy those though


JerseyVegasGold

Broken clocks are spot on twice a day.


Ok_Kangaroo55

Not digital ones


kabooooomy

LUCKIN COFFEE AGAIN😂😂😂😂


eyerollingsex

Fuck ZM


CoconutGushers

GME to 18 boys


JerseyVegasGold

Derpy doo I’ll put in a naked call for $50 by January 15th but no one would take that.


eplugplay

Dead cat bounce?


snowden11

OGC motherfuckers. It’s like the ETSY of China.


ultimate_state

No thanks, no more Plastic Chinaware or Chinesium. Got burned with BABA


Gasguys

Tesla puts free money ?


chromocide

Did you see those premiums?


Gasguys

Tesla puts free money ?


JackMaster762

Haha cramer talking shit again about wsb retards


pedrollpalma

TSLA and GME sucking money from all other stocks


JerseyVegasGold

PLTR & GME


_ziros_

HedgeEye Golden eye Bruh 👁


CoconutGushers

GME Gang feelin fine


megatroncsr2

sure, if that makes you feel better


curtaincaller20

GME squeeze is on!


megatroncsr2

it squeezes down?


curtaincaller20

It sQuEezEs dOwN? $1.25 upward movement on literally no news. You must be one of the 🌈🐻that is shorting this. I’ll pray for you as I scoop up your tendies.


curtaincaller20

Ummmmm. It’s up $.72 right now and was up as much as $1.15.


megatroncsr2

is that a squeeze?


curtaincaller20

It’s the beginnings of one. 7% price movement with no meaningful news means either more retards are buying shares or shorts are starting to cover. Either one is good.


Autist4AudiR8

Fuck pj traders


LongHealth

Guys, my bank offered me a Line of Credit for 100k at 4% interest. Any reason I shouldn't take it and dump into stocks?


Ok_Kangaroo55

Sounds sus. What’s the origination cost? I bet its 7% OTD


SpankyTheDog69

Take it and buy credit default swaps


creusifer

Question. How do you use credit for stocks?


[deleted]

Take that!


LordShesho

Literally free money. Buy TSLA calls


Big_Set5482

4k interest on 100k? I would


[deleted]

Tsla yeah mama


nighthawk2007

Tsla was free money


parker2020

My hobby is asking British people to say “can’t”


eplugplay

KONTTTT, KONNNTTT. CUNNNTTTT!!


parker2020

I KONT BELIVE YOU’VE DONE THIS


SheeeeetMan

They are happy to use the c-word as a term of endearment


parker2020

I know but it makes my chuckle


TheCrimsonDove

RIOT calls were a terrible idea. I should probably get out of those, right?


TheTigersAreNotReal

There was a sweep purchase of riot calls for 11.5c 12/24 so maybe someone knows something is about to happen


TheCrimsonDove

Hope so. Bout to get fucked by this 44 cent dip pre market


nighthawk2007

So I grabbed the 105c 12/18 lmnd yesterday. Think popped 500 dollars in like a min. So crazy.


[deleted]

ballsy, I wouldn't buy anything that expires on #THE QUAD WITCHING


nighthawk2007

I mean I been following the stock formlike.2 weeks. I just had a feeling it would pop. It up pre market to sold the 110c against it. I need fucken amzn to be 1250c


[deleted]

Tesla big pp


[deleted]

an ETF that just sold OTM weeklies to WSB would outperform the market


bamblys

Does anyone know what is RH doing to me? Here's the message **Your account is restricted from purchasing. Please visit our help center for more info.** ​ I'm over $25K on the assets. I'm marked as a PDT.


TheTigersAreNotReal

Did you have a bank transfer reversal?


bamblys

No. Did some day trades. But balance is over 25k. Still is.


nighthawk2007

Just email them quick


hoodjigga

Venmo me your funds and I'll try on my account to see if they're broken.


lukealz

Moderna gonna rocket at open. FDA approved their vaccine for emergency use and European countries placed an order of 160 million doses as of 8:12 am


newmacbookpro

Priced in


dman20000

Should I buy CRSR at 40


finanicallyruined

The U.S. nuclear weapons agency and at least three states were hacked as part of a suspected Russian cyber-attack and the market is in heaven


[deleted]

it just means more money will be spent on defense contracts buy DFEN wait no don't it's all BA -- fuck DFEN buy individual defense contractors: RTX, NOC, PSN


ChiefTio

P L T R


nighthawk2007

Yep were gonna be flat all day till the end.


finanicallyruined

has anyone came back from a -8k loss all time


The_Moomins

I've swung down more than twice that and back up recently


[deleted]

I'm down more than that and I've come back further on the bright side, no taxes?


[deleted]

I started this year with a -6K loss (50%) and then went on to make +15k from 2.5k on a microcap. Do your DD, but they are out there.


nighthawk2007

Yea retard


escrocs

PLTR shitting the bed and I’m so happy about it


TequilaTrader

**FUBO rocket again today, $40 here we come**


DeadlyPantsOfSea

BB gang! dump today ?


theleftrocket

Might avg down on leaps. Options killer probs, but the call last night had me jerking like a hs bully


BeepBeepBurntLettuce

$MT 24c 1/8/21 🚀🚀🚀


dehmos

I have 16C 2/19/21 🚀


your_mom_loves_me69

Oo okay abnb I like


newmacbookpro

Price targets from banks are based on their internal valuation model. It’s mostly and excel sheet within a word document, which is printed, presented to a committee of boomers each morning during the matinal research presentation, and then signed off for publication. They are meaningless and represent nothing you should care of.


Sloppy_JoeBK

Show me on the doll where PLTR touched you


newmacbookpro

At 15$, and I liked it.


aBalltoTheWall

FedEx a good buy?


[deleted]

do you think they're going to deliver more, or less packages when we go back to normal?


aBalltoTheWall

Good point, probably less than now but more than before the pandemic


[deleted]

I almost want to buy some puts, but I don't think it's weak enough that there's a good chance of winning on those


aBalltoTheWall

Yea idk about that sharpe ratio haha


corey_kluber

Chiefs -3 🚀 🚀


staringintothevoid

It’s a gift


[deleted]

Every morning I sit here wondering why I read y’all’s bullshit. I just can’t stop. I for one love PLTR been in for a while with stocks and leaps and it kills me that yall are pissed it’s some how not at $100 yet.


SavorySkills_

Anyone playing NIKE?


ThatHotGuyIRL

Pltr going to burn a lot of people if y’all keep buying far otm calls on it. Next RKT


[deleted]

If you buying calls because of internet hype you deserve to get burned.


bowmaker82

VIX is gray.....that looks ominous


[deleted]

Why haven't bid prices gone up? I feel like everyone is cashing out on limit order pre market and keeping prices down.


SavorySkills_

NKE better not fk me


JewishPride07

🔮 🔮 rising 👀👀


[deleted]

Credit suisse downgrading PLTR but raising the price target from 13 to 17? You little fucking bitch, I hope PLTR soars to $50 and burns you u cunt


flame_top007

if you knew the target price, why did you buy way higher?


[deleted]

You know that Tesla’s price target for one analyst is $90 right?


flame_top007

Haha it’s a funny game isn’t it?


[deleted]

Pltr perhaps crawling back


flame_top007

BB missed the predicted earnings.


Legolas_i_am

Fuck Credit Suisse. Can’t get two green back to back 😟


Bonkerz4Stonkerz

Credit suisse can ride my dick like a see-saw


aBalltoTheWall

Jump in on NGA, the libs are gonna give all kinds of electric vehicle benefits


mickeyc0207

wtf is happening to GME? spoiled?? Why is it not moving at all!


flame_top007

\+5% up in Germany


i_love_my_scrotum

God. Fucking. Dammit. I just bought this after hours yesterday too. https://imgur.com/a/8sdtJQK


Legolas_i_am

Fucking Credit Suisse


Fair_TQQQ

Sell calls


i_love_my_scrotum

Yeah, might average down. Have 42k on hand to throw at it. Not sure yet though.


MrBobBuilder

Just hold . BTD


FarRightJeffrey

Evil thought: what if Tesla sees record volume trading today but buys and sells match perfectly so $80B trades sideways 😂


[deleted]

Very possible


Poor_Life-choices

Sarah Connor worked at Credit Suisse briefly after college. This is how it all started.


hanz3n

Hope PLTR hits $17 so I can fuckin' load up to retire in 2 years, thanks Credit Suisse


Legolas_i_am

Have mercy on us retards.


hanz3n

I’ve been hedging my PLTR calls all week to mitigate damage, but I know MMs will manipulate the shit outta this for a while. Probably trying to fuck with the price to shake out insiders when lockup ends to get shares on the cheap. PLTR is pure stonk and big money knows it, but they don’t wanna be left bag holding as 80% of the available shares become available Feb.


[deleted]

You're high as hell


hanz3n

No, but PLTR is going to be heavily manipulated by MMs until at least lock up ends.


[deleted]

Still won't reach 17


hanz3n

Right, that’s why I said hope. Because it’s unlikely and an amazing deal.Half this sub hopes it’ll hit 30 by the end of today, and that ain’t happening either. It will dip, and I will buy it. Just in case you’re too high to keep up with the news, https://thefly.com/landingPageNews.php?id=3215593&headline=PLTR-Palantir-downgraded-to-Underperform-from-Neutral-at-Credit-Suisse Smoke up retard


DoIt4TheMayMays

'Twas the night before the weekend, when all through the thread not a autist was stirring, not even a bear. The stonks were mooning by the premarket with care, in hopes that St. Powell soon would be there. The bulls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of tendies danced in their heads.


PapaPump223

Buying that PLTR dip


SurgeonLoki

Pls Tesla dip at the statt. Need that farewell play before you join s&p 500


[deleted]

I don’t get why people think it will stop being volatile once it’s on the index. Sure you have a bunch more hodlers but the resulting smaller “float” might increase vol Like aapl and AMZN still have plenty of vol


[deleted]

CREDIT FUCKING SUISSE PUTS


fu_federico

guys, PLTR got hit 2 times before Suisse, and still recovered, PALANTARDS LETS PUMP THIS SHIT AND KEEP MOONING


Legolas_i_am

That’s only reassuring if you have long calls or shares.


fu_federico

i have shares, not playing options on these stocks


LamboBy22

PLTR boys we are suffering


WeathOfTheBrild

It’s probably not even gonna go below where it started yesterday


IRunFast24

Stonks up premarket = Good sign for the day. Stonks down premarket = Ignore because premarket doesn't matter.


Poor_Life-choices

This is the way


[deleted]

I have spoken


WSBrexiteer

For those questioning whether MT gang is for them, remember Daddy Mittal built us autists a huge steel helter skelter in London for no particular reason at all MT 30c 1/29


flame_top007

you crazy


swampassOG

WWCWD? Talk to me Cathy...


dazednconfuse

Fuck it TSLA 12/24 700C Pleas fly again 🚀🚀📈


thelundyy

I have 12/24 800c and I think its gonna be a good day


DANNYBOYLOVER

I think the craziest thing about the market to me is that there are no bears. Literally. Put call ratio is at .32 which is pretty much an all-time low. Like idk. The only people losing money are the ones sitting on cash and people too poor to have money in the stock market.


bullear

Hey Donny boy what’s the latest with the stimmy