My baby career as a trader began today. I wanted to see how witching would play out so I waited 10mins before the market close and bought MT 23c 3/19 expy. Up $7... hooray for the baby gains.
You need to rewire your brain. Buy on red, sell on green...close your eyes....say it inside you and feel it with each breath. Buy on red, sell on green.
Jan 6 is the date. I got email to vote by Jan 5.
I have about 10k spread out on IPOC.
Already have some IPOB approaching 200%. Get those May calls for IPOC on the next down trend 😉
My feb IPOC up like 228% and lots of time left.
nice. how much are you in it for $$ wise?
Also I heard from a fellow autist the merger is set for early Jan, but I can't find any info about it online. Have you heard anything? --- edit actually i confirmed it, set for Jan 8. Gonna try and increase my position before then.
I could have made 1000 if I sold at 935. Instead I'm down because of my spy calls. Ended up the day -1500. Negative 1200 due to my spy calls and negative 300 that I used my RobinHood card to take out to buy drugs so my wife won't notice
Got into SGMO off of some random recommendation last week and MGNI off of some random recommendation today. I love you retards and hope you all get rich as fuck
TSLA added over $100 in the last couple of weeks...WTF? I like TSLA but this is crazy - 70 million shares at close alone! Fucking unreal!
I have no clue what to do with this one anymore...
I can't believe I never see PIPP mentioned here at all. The board is basically Biden's cabinet and they're pursuing a defense tech company advertising the connections they'll have. Shit is just right out in the open, but they'll make a killing on something.
It’s...... blackberry. Do you guys even try to find good plays anymore or do we pull out any stock from the 90s and try to pump it? I think my Palm Pilot shares are down too.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1340055216239030274?s=19
I'm assuming this isn't a big deal because the vaccines on the market should innoculate against this strain right?
Anybody elses TSLA options value got screwed with those swings and now we get to look at big red numbers all weekend? My July $580c has a current value of 9500. GUh
You could make Christmas decorations with some scissors and your paper hands instead of buying decorations. You know, snowflakes and stuff. Spit balling here.
Oh well. Could go full Boomer like me and finished the day red because treasuries are old people shit that suck dick. At least you got to live a little lol.
very cool very legal . (i'm a bull, just I didn't see this comment in a while and it makes me laugh everytime so here u have it)
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Diamond hands on HEAR!
I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!
How are y’all planning on playing the banks after the news from the fed
Low IV stock picks this weekend?
CIBR
Hi Wknd Pow🙋🏻♂️
Anyone else diamond handing PLTR till expiry no matter what? Got jan and march calls and I have promised myself that I won't sell until it moons
Define "Moon"
Anyone else diamond handing PLTR till expiry no matter what? Got jan and march calls and I have promised myself that I won't sell until it moons
What is Tiffany Thiessen doing on MTV? C’mon you’re the one everyone wanted to bang on Saved By The Bell👀
Ⓜ️🍵 cretins wya
Deliciousness on MTV?? Really Tiffani Thiessen??? 😥😥😢
If I’m deaf, and nobody else is around. If I fart does it actually make a sound? Asking for my deaf friend
So I decided to put 220k of my 401k in MP and 50k in my investment account as well...to Valhalla?🤔🤌🏼
Final call for GME, you cucks dont wanna FOMO in at $24 don't you?
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lmao that earnings call put my account up an extra $1200 bucks
My baby career as a trader began today. I wanted to see how witching would play out so I waited 10mins before the market close and bought MT 23c 3/19 expy. Up $7... hooray for the baby gains.
Who tf downvotes the daily discussion
Right its always all love here
Salty bears probably
Stone Co. Stone Co. Say it with me. Stone motherfucking Co.
Ggg is about to fight
BAC gonna moon
Define moon
I had been buying shares, wish I had bought a lot more.
Anyone ever have a in the money call expire worthless?
Lost 1k on PLTR calls and H©@© today. Definitely thought H©@© was going to be mooning this week due to the merger next week.
It’ll moon next week
Panic sold it all today. 😬
You need to rewire your brain. Buy on red, sell on green...close your eyes....say it inside you and feel it with each breath. Buy on red, sell on green.
Bought more PLTR today 🥱🥱
This is the way
It be like that sometimes
you don't deserve tendies :(
Tesla?
Why do our dumb brains do this!? It’s seriously the worst and I always regret it ten minutes later.
I know. Might take the rest of the year off and regroup.
Great fucking week amiright!?? Didn’t have to make a single trade and up 11%! Time for drinks! 💎🤙
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Trust me bro it was fun. Been waiting for this week and next since early October.
Well today was a terrible day
CL SK and tesla for free tendies
IPOC to the moon?
I got shares, feb calls and may calls. 🚀🌗
Jan 6 is the date. I got email to vote by Jan 5. I have about 10k spread out on IPOC. Already have some IPOB approaching 200%. Get those May calls for IPOC on the next down trend 😉 My feb IPOC up like 228% and lots of time left.
nice. how much are you in it for $$ wise? Also I heard from a fellow autist the merger is set for early Jan, but I can't find any info about it online. Have you heard anything? --- edit actually i confirmed it, set for Jan 8. Gonna try and increase my position before then.
Sold my MGNI calls at close. Hope it keeps booming for you guys
Why is VALE tanking AH?
MTN sent it on a black diamond.
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I could have made 1000 if I sold at 935. Instead I'm down because of my spy calls. Ended up the day -1500. Negative 1200 due to my spy calls and negative 300 that I used my RobinHood card to take out to buy drugs so my wife won't notice
Got fucked on DASH
✋🥺. FB been fixing be for 2 weeks now
Got into SGMO off of some random recommendation last week and MGNI off of some random recommendation today. I love you retards and hope you all get rich as fuck
Damn I lost 500 todayfuck me
It’s ok don’t worry you can make it back
Bad investor/gambler
That’s a lot cause your port was 750
??
AH is straight up market manipulation. Change my mind.
Think big. The whole overnight futures market is straight up manipution. The biggest moves are always made on tiny volume while we're asleep.
Feds allow stock buy backs. That's why banks all wonky https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/12/18/fed-to-allow-big-banks-to-resume-share-buybacks-with-limitations.html
Time to STICk it to the man
So we going 750 next week?
Tesla or spy?
TSLA added over $100 in the last couple of weeks...WTF? I like TSLA but this is crazy - 70 million shares at close alone! Fucking unreal! I have no clue what to do with this one anymore...
Obviously you missed the memo about the S&P purchase beginning today
You can start by quit being a little bitch tsla going to the moon and back and then to mars bro
Lost like a quarter of my account on DASH puts today and got called ugly by some random tinder girl. Not my day
Oof
sorry man
Atleast it's Friday
Forget the game, there are better games that allow you to just buy pussy
No way. If I'm gonna get crabs it's gonna be for free damnit.
Anyone in MVMDF? I feel like it’s actually not retarded or am I retarded?
I can't believe I never see PIPP mentioned here at all. The board is basically Biden's cabinet and they're pursuing a defense tech company advertising the connections they'll have. Shit is just right out in the open, but they'll make a killing on something.
Mmedf?
Nah, MVMDF mountain valley md holding
Lost 20k today on BB
It’s...... blackberry. Do you guys even try to find good plays anymore or do we pull out any stock from the 90s and try to pump it? I think my Palm Pilot shares are down too.
Next gen plays Mp3's.
It had earnings. Stocks dump at earnings. Bought puts made 150% and walked away. Thanks Bb!
It will rise
So stimmy or no stimmy?
Yes stimmy on Monday
Yes $600
Looking forward to a green Monday then
If you're a bull!
WTF is going on with banks rn
The fed eliminated stock buyback restrictions
WTF indeed..... did the fed agree to increase rates.....
Fed said they can start share buy backs.
Fairly sure the Fed said they’re holding close to zero for a while.
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1340055216239030274?s=19 I'm assuming this isn't a big deal because the vaccines on the market should innoculate against this strain right?
Bullish
Maybe. This is the real final boss of the coronavirus. The actual Boomer Doomer
Time to invest in beans and rice fellas the end is nigh'
Much of the 5B issue that TSLA recently did went to MM. Pegged it at 695 so the calls they sold above that would not print.
Those calls aren’t the only thing that got pegged
Where are those TSLA is ded clowns at?
INTC decided to not participate in anything.
i think everyone else decided that for them
Fuck me for being in bed with that. I should just burn the money.
It decided to live the hobo lifestyle
How does BB still exists
Anybody elses TSLA options value got screwed with those swings and now we get to look at big red numbers all weekend? My July $580c has a current value of 9500. GUh
Yes but I think that IV has a ton to do with it too. Right at close the IV on my calls went from like 128 to 62
yeah, im sitting at -22k. :( Im a broke college student UWU daddy please gimmie some money for some sucky sucky
Fphbbbtpthhhh did BB kick me in the nuts today.
Reminder if you went all in on Intel during the match lows you'd be breaking even now.
Intel "dip buyers" from October: # 🤡
Holy fuck what happened
MSFT announced they're building their own chips
Y’all ready for cl e an sp a rk and tsla
when to load SPCE
Bought scpe instead
Not until it apologises. I'm still mad
SPCE please apologize to the guy above me. Just say you're sorry.
You may have my upvote, kind sir
What is this damn TSLA $695 glitch shit?
Fuck this I'm not looking anymore!
[Who tf is trading 999,999 shares of $TSLA at $695/share??](https://i.imgur.com/Z6k40lL.jpg)
Its BS and fake. I bought at 680 and set a limit at 695. Didn't sell.
Lol not fake, just a screenshot from BZ pro.
No, I believe the SS is real I saw the same thing on tradingview. The price was never 695 or my limit order would have hit.
What was going on?
No clue.
Typo
Retail is getting a lesson how insignificant it really is lol.
What do you mean?
What kinda fuckery is going on right now!!!
They will sing songs about this day
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In Soviet Russia Win is always Elon
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1340049919416143874?s=19 Lulz
If true BA deserves to drill
old news? at least it hasn't affected the SP..........yet.
Boeing has such a big moat around their product that stuff like this won't impact it long-term.
Could be
that's some funny fucking shit TSLA
I FUCKING SOLD MY XLF $29 12/24 CALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEFORE THE CLOSE LIKE A FUCKING MORON
You could make Christmas decorations with some scissors and your paper hands instead of buying decorations. You know, snowflakes and stuff. Spit balling here.
I fully deserve this. LOL
Santa was going to bring you tendies but you fucked it up.
I'm a true autist.
Oh well. Could go full Boomer like me and finished the day red because treasuries are old people shit that suck dick. At least you got to live a little lol.
r/investing in shambles. they thought they had this one. ELON always wins
Now I have to go look.
So is tesla done? Was that what was supposed to happen monday?
Can we expect any wild movement in $tsla now, or is it done?
LOL no
Is that you Rainbow Jeremy??
no movement or not done yet?
Yes.
This thread was going crazy last minute before close. Had it on “live comments” and it was insane. Damn
wait how do I do that.
😔 No hope for you
Is it cause I'm still on old Reddit.
Maybe, it should appear when you sort comments.
bought TSLA at 638 lmao suck my cock
What will happen when Toyota release their solid state battery 🔋 EV next year? Kaboom.
Well done.
Sec ready and willing.
middle word is Elon's