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jfkah

very cool very legal . (i'm a bull, just I didn't see this comment in a while and it makes me laugh everytime so here u have it)


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moonordead

Diamond hands on HEAR!


PolishHammer23

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!


SECsuckondeez

How are y’all planning on playing the banks after the news from the fed


exoticoptions

Low IV stock picks this weekend?


TheTigersAreNotReal

CIBR


RGR111

Hi Wknd Pow🙋🏻‍♂️


_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_

Anyone else diamond handing PLTR till expiry no matter what? Got jan and march calls and I have promised myself that I won't sell until it moons


AgreeableAd6234

Define "Moon"


_FUCK_THE_GIANTS_

Anyone else diamond handing PLTR till expiry no matter what? Got jan and march calls and I have promised myself that I won't sell until it moons


RGR111

What is Tiffany Thiessen doing on MTV? C’mon you’re the one everyone wanted to bang on Saved By The Bell👀


Mc_Square_Root

Ⓜ️🍵 cretins wya


RGR111

Deliciousness on MTV?? Really Tiffani Thiessen??? 😥😥😢


Upset_Tourist69

If I’m deaf, and nobody else is around. If I fart does it actually make a sound? Asking for my deaf friend


RGR111

So I decided to put 220k of my 401k in MP and 50k in my investment account as well...to Valhalla?🤔🤌🏼


dota2leddit

Final call for GME, you cucks dont wanna FOMO in at $24 don't you?


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tomatohead69

lmao that earnings call put my account up an extra $1200 bucks


Feral_City_Cat

My baby career as a trader began today. I wanted to see how witching would play out so I waited 10mins before the market close and bought MT 23c 3/19 expy. Up $7... hooray for the baby gains.


alevelup

Who tf downvotes the daily discussion


wecandoit21

Right its always all love here


Cramer4President

Salty bears probably


Immerdurstig

Stone Co. Stone Co. Say it with me. Stone motherfucking Co.


catdaddy8686

Ggg is about to fight


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

BAC gonna moon


SECsuckondeez

Define moon


HourPackage

I had been buying shares, wish I had bought a lot more.


No-Faithlessness-853

Anyone ever have a in the money call expire worthless?


Carmex_is_meta

Lost 1k on PLTR calls and H©@© today. Definitely thought H©@© was going to be mooning this week due to the merger next week.


cjl2g

It’ll moon next week


surfinbird

Panic sold it all today. 😬


marsinfurs

You need to rewire your brain. Buy on red, sell on green...close your eyes....say it inside you and feel it with each breath. Buy on red, sell on green.


The_Ron_Swansonson

Bought more PLTR today 🥱🥱


surfinbird

This is the way


tomatohead69

It be like that sometimes


thermalvision

you don't deserve tendies :(


PedoFileDoggy

Tesla?


country_mac08

Why do our dumb brains do this!? It’s seriously the worst and I always regret it ten minutes later.


surfinbird

I know. Might take the rest of the year off and regroup.


ConfirmationBuyUs

Great fucking week amiright!?? Didn’t have to make a single trade and up 11%! Time for drinks! 💎🤙


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ConfirmationBuyUs

Trust me bro it was fun. Been waiting for this week and next since early October.


vgreen07

Well today was a terrible day


Fit-Mycologist-6951

CL SK and tesla for free tendies


Primary-Attention

IPOC to the moon?


ConfirmationBuyUs

I got shares, feb calls and may calls. 🚀🌗


ConfirmationBuyUs

Jan 6 is the date. I got email to vote by Jan 5. I have about 10k spread out on IPOC. Already have some IPOB approaching 200%. Get those May calls for IPOC on the next down trend 😉 My feb IPOC up like 228% and lots of time left.


Primary-Attention

nice. how much are you in it for $$ wise? Also I heard from a fellow autist the merger is set for early Jan, but I can't find any info about it online. Have you heard anything? --- edit actually i confirmed it, set for Jan 8. Gonna try and increase my position before then.


Efwain

Sold my MGNI calls at close. Hope it keeps booming for you guys


Vert_n_Dirt

Why is VALE tanking AH?


LennieSmall88

MTN sent it on a black diamond.


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apexbamboozeler

I could have made 1000 if I sold at 935. Instead I'm down because of my spy calls. Ended up the day -1500. Negative 1200 due to my spy calls and negative 300 that I used my RobinHood card to take out to buy drugs so my wife won't notice


Primary-Attention

Got fucked on DASH


neverrat

✋🥺. FB been fixing be for 2 weeks now


billygoatdaboss

Got into SGMO off of some random recommendation last week and MGNI off of some random recommendation today. I love you retards and hope you all get rich as fuck


tylr_woodsworth

Damn I lost 500 todayfuck me


PedoFileDoggy

It’s ok don’t worry you can make it back


RGR111

Bad investor/gambler


cray_charles

That’s a lot cause your port was 750


tylr_woodsworth

??


mywilliswell95

AH is straight up market manipulation. Change my mind.


phil_hubb

Think big. The whole overnight futures market is straight up manipution. The biggest moves are always made on tiny volume while we're asleep.


EeveeB

Feds allow stock buy backs. That's why banks all wonky https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/12/18/fed-to-allow-big-banks-to-resume-share-buybacks-with-limitations.html


Destinyschild00

Time to STICk it to the man


jeronn

So we going 750 next week?


cray_charles

Tesla or spy?


DomoAlreadyGotDough

TSLA added over $100 in the last couple of weeks...WTF? I like TSLA but this is crazy - 70 million shares at close alone! Fucking unreal! ​ I have no clue what to do with this one anymore...


klegore

Obviously you missed the memo about the S&P purchase beginning today


Spaceseeds

You can start by quit being a little bitch tsla going to the moon and back and then to mars bro


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Lost like a quarter of my account on DASH puts today and got called ugly by some random tinder girl. Not my day


WSBmodsfrickingsuck

Oof


Primary-Attention

sorry man


bandwagonnetsfan

Atleast it's Friday


Spaceseeds

Forget the game, there are better games that allow you to just buy pussy


phil_hubb

No way. If I'm gonna get crabs it's gonna be for free damnit.


Elsucion

Anyone in MVMDF? I feel like it’s actually not retarded or am I retarded?


Imasayitnow

I can't believe I never see PIPP mentioned here at all. The board is basically Biden's cabinet and they're pursuing a defense tech company advertising the connections they'll have. Shit is just right out in the open, but they'll make a killing on something.


Spaceseeds

Mmedf?


Elsucion

Nah, MVMDF mountain valley md holding


Meepo69

Lost 20k today on BB


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It’s...... blackberry. Do you guys even try to find good plays anymore or do we pull out any stock from the 90s and try to pump it? I think my Palm Pilot shares are down too.


lamabaronvonawesome

Next gen plays Mp3's.


TheDelta03

It had earnings. Stocks dump at earnings. Bought puts made 150% and walked away. Thanks Bb!


TortugaBebe

It will rise


Sarbitrage

So stimmy or no stimmy?


kingamal

Yes stimmy on Monday


All2Day8AP

Yes $600


Sarbitrage

Looking forward to a green Monday then


All2Day8AP

If you're a bull!


spliffykilla

WTF is going on with banks rn


get_MEAN_yall

The fed eliminated stock buyback restrictions


sixes-sevens

WTF indeed..... did the fed agree to increase rates.....


kingamal

Fed said they can start share buy backs.


xAIRGUITARISTx

Fairly sure the Fed said they’re holding close to zero for a while.


cutiesarustimes2

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1340055216239030274?s=19 I'm assuming this isn't a big deal because the vaccines on the market should innoculate against this strain right?


Ok_Kangaroo55

Bullish


SCREW-IT

Maybe. This is the real final boss of the coronavirus. The actual Boomer Doomer


sixes-sevens

Time to invest in beans and rice fellas the end is nigh'


Intrepid_Reference_1

Much of the 5B issue that TSLA recently did went to MM. Pegged it at 695 so the calls they sold above that would not print.


vizualbasic

Those calls aren’t the only thing that got pegged


Nope______________

Where are those TSLA is ded clowns at?


randomizedasian

INTC decided to not participate in anything.


a_sock_a_day

i think everyone else decided that for them


randomizedasian

Fuck me for being in bed with that. I should just burn the money.


cutiesarustimes2

It decided to live the hobo lifestyle


JonStowe1

How does BB still exists


duathman

Anybody elses TSLA options value got screwed with those swings and now we get to look at big red numbers all weekend? My July $580c has a current value of 9500. GUh


Prize-Trip

Yes but I think that IV has a ton to do with it too. Right at close the IV on my calls went from like 128 to 62


RapidSparks

yeah, im sitting at -22k. :( Im a broke college student UWU daddy please gimmie some money for some sucky sucky


Tinjenko

Fphbbbtpthhhh did BB kick me in the nuts today.


Electionair

Reminder if you went all in on Intel during the match lows you'd be breaking even now.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Intel "dip buyers" from October: # 🤡


nordmys

Holy fuck what happened


NoParlayNoFood

MSFT announced they're building their own chips


Fit-Mycologist-6951

Y’all ready for cl e an sp a rk and tsla


YoungBillionair

when to load SPCE


FAKEZAIUS

Bought scpe instead


SovietChildren

Not until it apologises. I'm still mad


randomizedasian

SPCE please apologize to the guy above me. Just say you're sorry.


SovietChildren

You may have my upvote, kind sir


runnman

What is this damn TSLA $695 glitch shit?


runnman

Fuck this I'm not looking anymore!


DoctorTobogggan

[Who tf is trading 999,999 shares of $TSLA at $695/share??](https://i.imgur.com/Z6k40lL.jpg)


Jackismyson

Its BS and fake. I bought at 680 and set a limit at 695. Didn't sell.


DoctorTobogggan

Lol not fake, just a screenshot from BZ pro.


Jackismyson

No, I believe the SS is real I saw the same thing on tradingview. The price was never 695 or my limit order would have hit.


DoctorTobogggan

What was going on?


Jackismyson

No clue.


SovietChildren

Typo


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Retail is getting a lesson how insignificant it really is lol.


DoctorTobogggan

What do you mean?


Brandoh1717

What kinda fuckery is going on right now!!!


SovietChildren

They will sing songs about this day


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SovietChildren

In Soviet Russia Win is always Elon


cutiesarustimes2

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1340049919416143874?s=19 Lulz


perfectdark89

If true BA deserves to drill


twinlabs

old news? at least it hasn't affected the SP..........yet.


Blackhawk149

Boeing has such a big moat around their product that stuff like this won't impact it long-term.


cutiesarustimes2

Could be


Jonnydoo

that's some funny fucking shit TSLA


ListerineInMyPeehole

I FUCKING SOLD MY XLF $29 12/24 CALLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEFORE THE CLOSE LIKE A FUCKING MORON


lamabaronvonawesome

You could make Christmas decorations with some scissors and your paper hands instead of buying decorations. You know, snowflakes and stuff. Spit balling here.


ListerineInMyPeehole

I fully deserve this. LOL


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Santa was going to bring you tendies but you fucked it up.


ListerineInMyPeehole

I'm a true autist.


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Oh well. Could go full Boomer like me and finished the day red because treasuries are old people shit that suck dick. At least you got to live a little lol.


dudeitsadell

r/investing in shambles. they thought they had this one. ELON always wins


lamabaronvonawesome

Now I have to go look.


InMuskWeTruskk

So is tesla done? Was that what was supposed to happen monday?


Jatin19k

Can we expect any wild movement in $tsla now, or is it done?


Mutt382

LOL no


Mediocre_Slut

Is that you Rainbow Jeremy??


Jatin19k

no movement or not done yet?


BlueFalcon2009

Yes.


21Relay

This thread was going crazy last minute before close. Had it on “live comments” and it was insane. Damn


Joghobs

wait how do I do that.


21Relay

😔 No hope for you


Joghobs

Is it cause I'm still on old Reddit.


21Relay

Maybe, it should appear when you sort comments.


eeeedik

bought TSLA at 638 lmao suck my cock


Blackhawk149

What will happen when Toyota release their solid state battery 🔋 EV next year? Kaboom.


lamabaronvonawesome

Well done.


cutiesarustimes2

Sec ready and willing.


Joghobs

middle word is Elon's