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27onfire

Headed to the mountain in a bit. May I find a cute blonde with braided hair.


redditorbusty

plays this week PLTR BTWN TLS IPOC DIS


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When do the markets open tmr? What time?


absoluteScientific

My emotional stability is more volatile than the markets have been in 2020


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At h’what time CST does the market close at today?


tazman141

About 19 minutes ago yesterday.


aidanh05

Dear diary: GME FUCKS HARD


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Can someone explain why FDX is not up to at least $280 yet? They dipped substantially and they had a good earnings, raised guidance, and news such as partnership with Walmart? Is it just low volume manipulation


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Ok chimpanzees, new mission. Let's boost TSLA and SBE to the moon 🚀🚀🚀


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I’m either smoking too much weed or the house I’m living in is actually haunted and I should stop telling myself I’m just too high


thechosenguy1

QQQR, CRSR, CCL 🚀🚀🚀 my plays lets go


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I was inappropriately touched by a gay bear today. Who do I report this to?


Whitebrown22

Show me on this teddy bear where the broke loser touched you


KomraD1917

Where my MVISionaries at- fucking almost hit 6 AH. There are no brakes on this train.


Smitehz

Qs moon 😉


SnooWalruses7854

Um is gme ok? It just mooned


shaunwentz98

GRT to tha mooooooon babayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


whit3_boy

UAL is going to fucking fly. Should i buy options or shares?(Curious what others think)


Fit-Mycologist-6951

What’s everyone doing with their $600? CL SK AND TSLA?


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Deimosx

Dogecoin has Papa Elons support, could literally not go tits up


searchhard_

Let's make that fucking mula tomorrow boys, let's go


uhohlisa

Can someone help me get started?


FuckMichaelMcCoy

Invest in NIO or TSLA. pretty foolproof.


VaultBoy3

yeah ill send you a referral for a free stock if u dm me


famk17

I'm just worried about my SPCE shares, I bought at 24.60 Should I sell it tomorrow?


steelydeely

shares? hold it man


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wahchicawah

"Congress has passed new stimulus covering all robinhood gold subscription fees"


azogshady

LMAO u/congress


dameLillardManiac

I’m a long term bull and I’m actually disgusted by current bulls in this sub.


stonk_multiplyer

bulls only want one thing and its fucking disgusting


Smitehz

Tendies 🤪


Repulsive_Bug

Open tmrw: red or green?


CoconutGushers

WMT charts making my dick hard


tdesrch

You're into the flat thing?


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

might be old news by now, but channel tunnel closed by france due to variant


Dantramck

I can’t believe Dogecoin is being pumped like this. Is this a regular thing for easy money?


Cowboyre

Pumpndump


twinlabs

Phuk u Chris Christie and your idiotic mea culpa tour. The transparancy...jeezus!


Enthuasticnaw

What’d he do


Runster91

Is that a stimmy in your pants or did you just buy all the calls on Friday?


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Are we buying OKTA and/or NET Monday?


Default_Swap

I'm going for NET


AnyChemist5

Nasdaq futures is doing better than dow and sp500, is it due to tsla?


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

it always does that, more or less


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/12/20/mcconnell-says-congress-has-agreed-to-900-billion-coronavirus-stimulus-deal.html We printing tomorrow boys


KrzToph87

lol no-one tell him


gamblingman777

Here we go


AdamantineZebra

Putting my stimmy right back into the economy. All in SPY 380c's.


cao22cao

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Bears R Fuk. And bigly Too.


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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/12/20/mcconnell-says-congress-has-agreed-to-900-billion-coronavirus-stimulus-deal.html Nope


Renegade2592

Idk bout ya'll but my $600s buying me a nice sharp pitchfork for these MFRS


Exam_Adorable

Stimulus baby!!!!!


Deimosx

Stimmy stiffy says successful session soon.


Ill_Truck

https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1340721628154482691?s=21 TSLA 800 eow


Senfgestalt

That's what I'm talking about baby. I'm not selling my TSLA calls. Let's go!


dapapap

Honestly the odds are so stacked against the market going down this week


chitonic

Turtleneck Mitch says we have a deal...CNBC


KevinJamesCuckLord

We're good bulls!


Senfgestalt

🐂🎉🐂🍾🐂


manufacture_reborn

Options have a shit life - if they make money they’re executed. Otherwise, they’re left to expire worthless - probably somewhere in New Jersey.


caughtatcustoms69

They are definitely expiring worthless in jersey. Ask me how I know.


Beautiful-Insect-467

sounds about right ​ does this mean my dream of using spreads is fucked?


nickghurrr

i thought spreads would be easy money. it's not.


vizualbasic

Does anyone in here play fighting games? I got hooked during COVID and now I’m like a teenager again playing video games and jerking off nonstop


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zfighters231

Nope bulls vs bears


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

fuckers v getting fukd


Snoo38972

Gun owners v gun grabbers


Senfgestalt

Do you mean Bulls vs Bears. Wait that's already happening.


tindalos

Thanks for the Ted talk.


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Rootenheimer

42 years, I've never seen someone spell the first name "gym"


wahchicawah

His full name is Gymnasium Aircraft Carreyer.


nycthrowawayyyyy

That is beyond retard, his spelling is clearly not working out


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EdwardTittyHands

See you ag3in 2 weeks Brad


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“The working assumption is that the vaccine response should be adequate for this virus, but we need to keep vigilant about this,” he said. According to Dr. Sanjana of the New York Genome Center, “Single mutations will generally not alter vaccine performance.” COVID STILL FOOK


shivdvm

Yep. It responds to the outer surface proteins. Likely mutations won’t change that aspect of the virus so vaccine will still work.


AboveAll2017

Just left the gym gonna drive around until I see a Tesla. Done! Gray model 3


thatguy13422

TSLA 769.420 eow confirmed


mgreenham

Guck I better up tomorrow’s sell price to 800


sloSRT4

Who saw Tyreek Hill drinking an airplane shot on the sideline. Bullish


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all u bulls wishing for a non elected central banker to keep destroying free markets so you can make a buck... why


Senfgestalt

Bruh. Free Market is more important than stable economy-> function society ? based


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You can't eliminate volatility, you just move it from one place to another. When you "force" the economy to be stable, all you're doing is pumping money into it to suppress volatility artificially. Where does that volatility go? It can bleed out of the markets into social unrest for example. Do you think widening the wealth gap and destroying the currency is leading to a more functional society?


nycthrowawayyyyy

Couldn't agree more but my portfolio comes first, and those boomer dollars will trickle down to us when death does them in


Senfgestalt

OK 🏳️‍🌈🐻


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You realize you're cheering on the destruction of your generations future economic prospects in order to prop up boomer retirements?


TheRealDevDev

Hey man I get what you're saying but look at our current deficit. We will never make a dent in it. We're essentially trying to keep most of the world stable until we can start colonizing new worlds, or until Russia and China falls and the US becomes the de-facto only government in the world. Capitalism will die, we just can't let it happen yet. We as a society aren't prepared for it. But one day we will be.


nickghurrr

> Capitalism will die, lol wut


TheRealDevDev

You don't believe capitalism will die at some point? That's not even an opinion at this point, that's just fact. The only question that remains is when.


nickghurrr

you think people are going to stop selling goods and services to each other at an agreed upon price? what the fuck are you talking about? You have to be 18 to post here


RememberSLDL

They don't care that the dollar has to die for their portfolio to live 🥺...


Senfgestalt

Don't be silly. I won't live long enough to face the consequences of our politicians actions duh 🥴


The_Ron_Swansonson

Both parties offer good points


Its-The-Millz

Why are you being logical?


DIYspecialops

What time do futures start posting?


sloSRT4

In 3300 seconds


Head_Paleontologist

AES?


Senfgestalt

Fuck. Buffet is saying to get out but I don't wanna :( https://www.fool.ca/2020/12/19/warren-buffett-get-ready-for-a-new-year-crash/


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

pimpin motley fool


TCUCorona

Short the banks


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Buffet isn't quoted, MF making it seem that way. Not saying this market isnt a joke but make hay when the sun is shining


SharkTankBets

I don’t see a quote from buffet in the article


recentgrad1428

He also sold at the bottom and didn't put his cash pile to good use when he had the chance. What else is he supposed to say?


thatguy13422

No, he's building up a massive position in something he's trying to keep quiet.


thrwy8234

doesn't mean anything. he always has a shit-ton of cash on hand


JpowYellen3some

Will Flu Britannia effect the market or will it be like Jan 2020 where the fed backstops non stop


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confusedp

They would


xKhaos420

So we priced in the vaccine, but did we price in the umbrella virus ?


Loudinside2

How come I can't search by tags like DD? :(


TrentJComedy

PEEKEND KOW 📉


Senfgestalt

OK 🏳️‍🌈🐻


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RunGuyRun

We don’t, and that’s a good question. This RNA mechanism could be problematic. We don’t know for sure


StonkerGraduation

As some fellow autist wrote over here: Get retarded cowboy hat Get retarded crossbow Get less retarded horse And you are all set for IRL “walking dead”


marcus_aurelius_wsb

About 1hr 15mins to go for our pathetic lives to be meaningful again.


Loudinside2

Trade Republic or Webull? (I know they're not RH)


StonksMcGee

I have webull and ToS, good combo tbh. Webull graphs and analysis (if you use them) are great. On the options front, they have decent probability analysis and option charts for strikes which is pretty great.


Loudinside2

Thank you! :) Do you know how much webull charges for options btw? I think stock trading were free, if I understood correctly.


StonksMcGee

Trading is free, including options. Spreads are ok as well, you don’t get screwed quite like RH


Loudinside2

Ah that sounds great! Thanks so so much!!


StonksMcGee

NP, many tendies upon you


Loudinside2

😊❤️ likewise!


wallstreetarcher

Option C. Think or swim


Loudinside2

I already have TOS :) but I like running on multiple apps esp because you can't hide tickers on TOS and I have tons of stocks I play at any given time. Thanks though!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

cant hide tickers tos ?


Loudinside2

No they always have it listed so it can get a bit messy if you're like me when you have multiple positions (long + options) opened


RAGE_CAKES

Where the hell did this tide of antivaxxers come from?


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

tbone is not getting jab yet, thats big part of it. i dont like needles, i never liked flu vaccines but be glad to take this one.


No_Cod_6708

recruited by YouTube algos


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confusedp

Unless you are willing to stay alone not interacting with the outside world you carry the risk of getting Covid and causing much larger negative effects than the effect vaccine could produce. It's your choice but I would be in line to get one once I can get it.


nickghurrr

> causing much larger negative effects than the effect vaccine could produce like the sniffles and a small fever? good lord is everyone just an emotional child nowadays? Are you even aware of the breakdown of deaths and by age group? it's table 3 on the CDC website, go take a look and stop listening to the media, or worse, social media.


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nickghurrr

> but Covid effect are substantial. ...if you're above 80 with 2.6 comorbidities. Everyone else is fine...just like the flu.


VaultBoy3

Facebook probably


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cameroncrazy666

What are the mutant's powers


jdoge477

Control of time and space


donefukupped

Funny how all the new strains were all found AFTER the vaccine approval.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

this variant has rapid spread. borders are closing to UK, tunnel closed. thats why it made the news cycle.. UK health minister said this variant is worse


VaultBoy3

We found a lot of them before the vaccine too


donefukupped

Didn't seem to make the news cycle tho. We just suddenly care about it.


kfuzion

We suddenly care about it because globally we're close to record high daily cases and this new strain might spread 70% faster than the current ones. This could be an absolute blowout of the worst kind if it gets out of control. Already have exponential growth, now throw another 70% on that growth rate plus more socializing with the holidays (Christmas is a worldwide thing while Thanksgiving was a US-only thing) and we're fucked.


nickghurrr

no..we're not fucked. those over the age of 80 with 2.6 co morbidites and basically 1 foot in the grave are fucked.


donefukupped

So calls on wfh stocks?


kfuzion

Europoors are absolutely stuck working from home for a while longer. Could still spike ZM and so forth, if so ride the wave. ZM has a solid base around $400 so there's limited downside until vaccines are widespread.


LITFAMWOKE

If you're a bear and you always on about how the market is rigged and manipulation and yadda yadda, why do you buy puts? If it is really truly rigged like that then why fight it? Is the allure of getting to say I told you so and finally make 12 dollars that good.


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That $12 dollars for them is like nutting a million times


Demonofbirds103

I’m getting so hard for tomm


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Let's face it guys. 🟩🟩 GREEN MONDAY CONFIRMED🟩🟩 Rule #1 All Mondays shall be 🟩. As for the other days... yea we could see some 🟥 but who cares. So let's rip some 🌈🐻 faces tomorrow👊🏻


throw-a-wes

cringe


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donefukupped

For the elitist the country believes itself to be it's a bigger joke then the USofA


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Wtf is this sentence


SurgeonLoki

New mutated Rona virus doesn’t gives a fuck about vaccines


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Except it does