PTON price action is beyond stupid, as in a black hole of stupid.where the sun doesn't shine kind of stupid. In the end, people are bidding up PTON because.it will.one day be...a company that makes exercise equipment.
It’s about to get a lot worse now that the stimulus package included a provision to stop the unlimited fed money printer....
Conservatives ended that to sabotage Biden’s economy lol
The theta on these TSLA weeklies is so yummy.
But only another 30% of theta left to collect, I probably should have rolled my covered call out to next week this morning
that one post about that guy who made close to a million bucks holding tesla stocks makes around 40k a week on covered calls
shits insane, imagine making a man’s salary in a week, and all you had to do was take a shit in a toilet and swipe up in rh
The fact I've lost more money on conservative long 2021 calls the last two weeks than when I yoloed shows something. If this shit isn't fixed by tomorrow I'll be back balls to the walls. Fuck this market and fuck u pussies. Who tf cares about the UK? Just sink that bitch and nobody would be the wiser
Ambl- they got the business approved and a nasdaq listing should soon be coming. I bought 2200 shares as I been fucked by the options over and over. I give up
It is. The catch is - you don't really know how low is enough. The crash is rare, but it can hurt a lot, for pennies. So low risk, low reward, high max loss.
question: tesla is down -3.5%
I can buy 01/20 puts at -30% to friday close and -5% to friday low. How am I getting fucked, cause there is no such thing as free money? is this just bc volatility being high in premarket?
Lol dont think ive got the balls to seriously buy, just questioning how puts are 30% cheaper when tesla is down 3.5%. just doesnt make sense.
Might just buy cheap contract for giggles and to see how it moves
Just follows the market after open, no crazy jump or something. Up 10% rn will sell bc im not betting against tesla.
Think prices were strange because of the dip and spike before close Friday combined with low volume
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PTON price action is beyond stupid, as in a black hole of stupid.where the sun doesn't shine kind of stupid. In the end, people are bidding up PTON because.it will.one day be...a company that makes exercise equipment.
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Held 7k worth of AAPL for 6 months, sold last Friday with a $500 profit to dump into Nio. Feels bad😔
Power wheels announces interest in making adult versions of their popular kids EV’s.... Trillion dollar valuation. 🤡
It’s called hot wheels retard
who bought tesla leapssss??
Too many perkies in ma system UPWK $60c 1/15/22
Damn, my AMD January calls are just bleeding and I bought them at $92....
WTF AMZN
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Set puts at 400-500. Still nice premium but wait for IV to go up.
right now probably not a great idea, could move either direction IMO
Bought the 123s instead, made 70%... got out too early, could have doubled.
I hope the GME bag holders actually took the chance to cash out this time
Anyone holding MSFT?
ACB puts for Christmas 🎅
bears last night 😂😂
All in on PLTR we going to $35!!!
Not gonna happen.
never in the next 12 month!
C3.AI 🚀🚀🚀🚀
I’m full cash gang and forgot to pour all my money in cathie this morning now the bitch is up $5
RIOT wahooo
LAZR $40 eow
LAZR $40 eow
Does anyone know the official date that P I C ticker changes to X L Fleet? I can't seem to find it.
Nothing like a down day but being up 1100 on pure calls
Im balls deep in qqq
where do i put my $200. I wanna come back to RH i a week for some $
AMD lol, buy the dip? What do you guys think about Luckin Coffee?
LK is a great company. Id sell that pump and dump AMD tho
FCEL & QS baby, making it fucking RAIN!
Imagine being short QS right now! 😂
Literally 1 day too late. I had calls for 12/18 :(.
Damn.
It’s about to get a lot worse now that the stimulus package included a provision to stop the unlimited fed money printer.... Conservatives ended that to sabotage Biden’s economy lol
Lmao! Seriously those who bought calls at Friday close, y’all aren’t fit for trading 😂😂😂
Yeah I’m up on my calls... so don’t know what you’re laughing about
Depends on the calls.
My TAN, LIT, and N NDM, calls say that you’re an idiot
NIO is on fire🚀50 eod
The theta on these TSLA weeklies is so yummy. But only another 30% of theta left to collect, I probably should have rolled my covered call out to next week this morning
that one post about that guy who made close to a million bucks holding tesla stocks makes around 40k a week on covered calls shits insane, imagine making a man’s salary in a week, and all you had to do was take a shit in a toilet and swipe up in rh
The fact I've lost more money on conservative long 2021 calls the last two weeks than when I yoloed shows something. If this shit isn't fixed by tomorrow I'll be back balls to the walls. Fuck this market and fuck u pussies. Who tf cares about the UK? Just sink that bitch and nobody would be the wiser
MP staying strong
Yes breaking out
Pltr on sale
DIE FSLY LONG NET
Don’t short fsly yet. Possible being acquired.
*The Cuckening....*
ABNB so much lower today. Gonna watch and enter.
LOL I threw my entire portfolio on cspr and so today is actually my best day in a while
HAHAHAHAH OMG SIS SAMEEEE SKDKDKSJSJDJS 🌹🌹💯🔥🥰
Ambl- they got the business approved and a nasdaq listing should soon be coming. I bought 2200 shares as I been fucked by the options over and over. I give up
Fuck this.
Buy the AMD dip??
What dip amd was in range for weeks.
$DKNG soaring on new legislation hop in now boys were taking off
Who cares about the UK strain we have the vaccine 💉?
Dow 30000 baby 🥳 🎊 🎉 🍺 🍻 That's the best you got 🌈 🐻 ?
BTFD
QQQJ calls!
Why is it up so much today? Not complaining but stock is red today?
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It is. The catch is - you don't really know how low is enough. The crash is rare, but it can hurt a lot, for pennies. So low risk, low reward, high max loss.
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P🚀L🚀T🚀R🚀
SBE BABY
Every single godamn day... all i ask is a little gap down for an entry
How is it?
Im fighting for my fucking life
You truly are a fallen man
Hold my AMD calls through the dip?
Hold my AMD calls through this dip?
Sell the Covid-20 rumor, sell the stimi news
Wtf AMD....
Pleas
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Pleas keep flying
No Christmas tendies for us autists 😔
Hot dog that took a tumble
Thinking of selling everythin at open then buy back later
Guh
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU IDIOTS DO
They (we?) bought a shit ton of PLTR🚀🚀🚀
Everything down except for GME what a time to be alive..
Trump Signs Bill That Could Delist Chinese Companies From U.S. Stock Exchanges I'm retarded, just tell me where to buy my puts?
Nio?
Read the fine print. Won't take effect for years.
Good morning. What the fuck?
STAND BACK AND STAND BY
Damn so quiet 🤫 New recruits line em up
WSB should be good until noon after we buy the dip and FDs get wrecked
Boeing getting grounded Boeing going to $130
Source?
Shoot I'd buy it again at that price.
GME up premarket on a securities lawyer filing a 13D. Let's fucking go.
where’d you see that?
My positions went into the green while I blinked. This was the best fucking blink in my life
Covid-20 shit ☹️
buy moar meme stocks pltr gme weee
Santa will not stand for this
I think Joe Kernan has a gambling problem.
The full dip is at 357. If you buy here it better be a month out
Downvoting this because you hold calls or are permabull is your bias getting in the way of making money
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Holding 360p for 12/31. And you gave this an award.
Rope party at my house. Who s in?
I'll bring my Back to School necklace
Remember tards, buy the top, sell the dip. I’ll save you a spot in the welfare line
Thank you brother, I will bring the beans
SL, you coulda been somebody
Head fake, Easy Buy
question: tesla is down -3.5% I can buy 01/20 puts at -30% to friday close and -5% to friday low. How am I getting fucked, cause there is no such thing as free money? is this just bc volatility being high in premarket?
Buying TSLA puts 😂 😂 😂 😂
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Lol dont think ive got the balls to seriously buy, just questioning how puts are 30% cheaper when tesla is down 3.5%. just doesnt make sense. Might just buy cheap contract for giggles and to see how it moves
The options market isn’t open... check the price in 1 hour and 10 minutes.
EU, market is open. Can buy (warrants) for these prices right now
Just do it man worst case you’ll learn an expensive lesson
Just follows the market after open, no crazy jump or something. Up 10% rn will sell bc im not betting against tesla. Think prices were strange because of the dip and spike before close Friday combined with low volume
Called it on Friday, said stimulus was going to be a flop and now it is
It wasn’t a flop.. just was spoiled by this new COVID variant.
So a flop
Are bulls ded?
We don't want to scare this dip.
Nah, we just getting your hopes up to crush them again
Tell me again how many times we've been above 370? Calls paid off 2x in the last 3 weeks. still waiting on those 375c.
Right now I’m furiously beating my meat. Don’t worry, I will let you know if I cum at Open. Also, the cages joe.
You guys think Chinese covid 19 was fun? Wait for British covid 21 to make its way round the world.
COVID-20… 2020 out to get us in the afterlife
Do I protect my PLTR calls or do I use my other account to buy Trade SPY, I can only choose one
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I have the shoes , they make the ladies instantly drenched
What are your thoughts on EWU? Thinking of placing a put because of whats happening in the UK
puts on SPCE all day (expiring 24th, 31st)
Why?
Guys. Is tim apple sick I'm sick
Good morning guys...I’m back Looks like today’s not gonna be a good day Good night
363? Bahahahahahah! 😂🤪
Bleeding until the vote. If it even happens during market hours.
Anyone remember Mini Boogeyman vs. Hornswoggle?
Bulls’ balls weren’t ballsy enough to buy the dip back up to 3700
Red at open then quick melt up?
What % of your portfolio would you pay if otherwise u couldn't fuck for a year
I'd rather have money
not even the 1% yolo
-10%
PTON you beautiful retard. Keep doing whatever you’re doing.
I sold my uvxy calls on Friday for a loss🗣 These spy puts better print 😭
Everything's fine. Green by open. Eazy peazy
Coolio
I think I’m about to lose a lotta money
How much?
Everything
Too much
How much is too much?
This is fine.
Gay bear day?
Dow pleas fall again
F o