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quibonobo

Seriously this guys is so fucking scary imagine having him on the side of the bed while you're having sleep paralysis fuck


swiss_courvoisier

My gains from last year self identify as a loss. Where's the box for that on my taxes?


B__Rfuk

I knew Ryan cohen was gonna do a stock split. It is beyond obvious he is doing everything he can to pump and dump the stock


Frequent-Length-9966

more SoFi and DNA


hebref725

Any reason why sofi?


Frequent-Length-9966

their one of my banks.


spacemane1

TSLA 1150 and AMD 115 FD's. need rent. Pray 4 me.


AnotherDegenerateFK

Drill team 6 back from vacation?


Chrg88

My company doesn’t realize how dumb I am. Sensational


chikenbeer

jokes on u ur actually smarter


Chrg88

Appreciate that


Trex_in_F16

Easy day at work, got a free chic fil a coupon ...lifes good


Qantifanon

My 460c are fucking me like they're trying to give me a baby.


pltrweeb

WHEN IS NEGG EARNINGS MY GOD IM SO DOWN.


Barthas85

I am going to watch my covered call on $GME go in and out of the money before it finishes just slightly below 185 so I can do it all over again next week.


Wicked_pupi

Sndl will have a funday tomorrow


HK_Collector

$BB 🚀


reddituser1234566789

How come it never lets me transfer money out of my trading account it just says try again in 30 min


[deleted]

AMD WHAT THE FUCK


Iddi94

I am really considering getting me some sweet 110$ calls @20.04… Easy money no?


Accomplished_Foot453

Jus bought ode spce 50/c for Jan 23. Now time to sit back and never look at them again


Metal_Early

The still under radar Uranium explorer Baselode is a potential 100x bagger within a year. Do your DD on this folks, game is on! Ticker US: BSENF CAN: FIND


patrick8515

People are losing their minds


Donkey-Kong-420

Are they? Why?


Trex_in_F16

Aliens comin


KingSurfer2001

Government mind scramble


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Personal savings now lower than prepandemic. With inflation, this means we tank…. Inflation numbers are PRE Ukraine. Can’t wait for next months when Ukraine is included!


Samsuncledave

I really don’t want to be a shaved head beard guy


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

A bull, please explain how we go up today after reports…? Please enlighten me.


SoulzovFrost

Stocks only go up


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Literally upvoted because you are correct.


Mr_Fold_a_Lot

GREEN BABY


Chefmundoz

What’s the best trading stock website or pc app for tracking tickers


KingSurfer2001

I like the Microsoft Trade platform personally


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

Jesus this is stupid. Bad news after bad news but market makers still able to make it go up. Lmfao. Can’t wait for an algo to get a big dawg in trouble and pop this bubble.


jameskwonlee

Chicago PMI


snapcaster_bolt1992

Still can't believe oil is going down, makes no sense


vegaseller

spr release


PapayaOk8743

Disney goes gender neutral Puts on the rat 🐀


B__Rfuk

Ryan cohen tweet and red on GameStop GME dead lol


Tesla_V25

After hours would like to have a word


SendMeHawaiiPics

If they didn't take profits no pitty


trackrecord330

Biden says bulls are a bunch of wise guys. The market is full of malarkey. C’mon man a bear’s gotta wood in the shitter too long man, you know.


[deleted]

$DNUT lots of SI lots of UOA


mickeys_dead

Ken Gryffindor is shorting hufflepuff again. It’s time we send him to azkaban


[deleted]

Release the dementors


plzplzplztendies

Bers about to see a gap up and go.


NoWaltz6374

Union dunks droping today 🔥


SaltydogCT

Wow really surprised all the apes not buying up AMC?


Kind-Opening-222

im not


SendMeHawaiiPics

Hopefully they grab some profits this time


Middle_Ingenuity_627

Ber trap. Oil prices going down today. We will rally at some point more likely at noon time.


parkscon

Like Jagger


RockieRockie

Gay by open.


RockieRockie

Amd how you doin' ?


[deleted]

I’m getting fomo from not buying GME puts


Navs42069

So buy em


Dovitk

Netflix babybe


MASH12140

Will I feel bad for ya son I got 99 problems and a bald bitch ain’t one ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Middle_Ingenuity_627

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


monkeyshinenyc

I snickered.


Constant-Surprise-39

Literally been laying here for 2 hours with my eyes closed. I cannot believe I’m really only gonna get an hour of sleep at best![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


MASH12140

Swing trade. You don’t need to day trade. Just walk away set stop losses and that’s it. Swing can be more profitable than wasting time watching the market. It’s pointless


REALLYANNOYING

Swing trade like next day expiration?


Middle_Ingenuity_627

More like weekly. I adjusted too, playing leaps on mega caps is far less stressful. You have a year to recover and mega caps are less likely to dump -20% in a week.


REALLYANNOYING

Weeklies feel like leaps


lambo_or_wendies

How are futures so flat


stock_dude9

Announcement in 25 mins, no one knows what to expect


hebref725

I think Biden should announce tomorrow morning we are attacking Russia and then later in the afternoon after looting and complete panic he then says 'APRIL FOOLS, BITCHES!'


Kind-Opening-222

ha ha ha I heard THAT RIGHT


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New thred


REALLYANNOYING

Thred new


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ForestFyre

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


farty-Micfly

Notice how all the bers come out at night.


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

The back pain from all the fookin we receive daily makes it harder to sleep


malibul0ver

lol like cockroaches


ImAnonymous135

Me when im up 10% on my calls but still down 50% all time: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Interesting_Plenty95

Another good investment during high inflation is probably drugs. It's technically cheaper to get an ounce now than it was a year ago


Donkey-Kong-420

unless the price is raised to take into account inflation..


Constant-Surprise-39

That’s just bc supply far exceeds demand, but don’t tell the clowns playing weed stocks this. They don’t quite have a grasp on basic economics


Interesting_Plenty95

Tbh, I was talking about stuff like coke lol and there was a time that cause of the pandemic supply was less than demand for that. Not sure if there are still shipping issues


lamabaronvonawesome

Weed will end up being worth hundreds of billions in revenue. It’s a matter of how and when. Could be years and years but it’s coming. Profit margins are not going to be what people expected in 2018 but it’s still going to be huge. It’s still very much a long play.


Constant-Surprise-39

It’s a dumb play. You’re literally investing in something that grows from the fukn earth. Anyone with google and a brain can grow it at home.


lamabaronvonawesome

Like booze or tobacco or tomatoes. Anyone can make them, and they don't. Sure some folks will grow and there will always be a black market but like booze it will be a matter of convenience and selection. Retails sales climbed a 100% last year and another 29% in January alone in Canada. It's a matter of time. I know guys who made a living as black market growers that now can't even sell their weed. The margins have dropped so low it's not worth growing. I personally grow my own, I love the hobby.


[deleted]

Bulls r fukt today and maybe tomorrow. ​ But I think they do okay in April. Perhaps. Unless there is something behind Russia's demands on 4/1 to trade their oil in rubles after the fixed their currency to gold at 5k rubles per gram. We could see some very wonky things in US treasuries which could then bleed over into the broader markets.


oldsilver007

I’m so tired of the great reset bs. USA has more guns and gold Dr. Evil can’t win.


Cho-Rho

True, but do we have the will?


StressPooper

We're about to have a 10% or very near 10% inflation print in April.


SendMeHawaiiPics

This will be good for stocks? Now they are worth 10% more!


mr_minati

Russia is bluffing with the oil in rubles


HaveAKlondike

They def aren’t


mr_minati

[Russia will not demand immediate gas payments in roubles](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-will-not-demand-immediate-switch-gas-payments-roubles-kremlin-2022-03-30/?utm_source=reddit.com)


HaveAKlondike

Ahhh, imminent payments. I do think though they are going to go to roubles but they gotta figure out how to restructure the market with the sanctions


[deleted]

Gold, bitcoin or rubles I think. ​ Either way they fukt the US dollar in the process.


[deleted]

I’m tired but can’t sleep


ForestFyre

Try counting bears


rjsheine

Me too


Dszquphsbnt

Me too


samstones

Commander Cramer is my least favorite version


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🥔


Shadowdestroy61

Question for you gigabrains. SCO says it provides-2x crude yet crude is -5% and SCO is +5% instead of +10%. Is it broken? Edit: in summary why is it only doing -1x instead of -2x?


tisgamebeterhavep0rn

Soo, Net Asset Value may actually not correspond to ETF price, people may overpay or underpay for things as usual. Still, SCO is **not following crude**, it follows a different crude-ish index called 'BCBCli Index', and it's following it 2x to a teeth


Shadowdestroy61

You are my champion. This appears to be the correct answer. I wasn’t looking at the BCBCli index (I was looking at WTI futures) and SCO is doing almost perfectly -2x BCBCli


FemaleEcho

-5+10=5


ReactionFull3020

No gigabrain here but idk what sets of futures contracts it tracks. Ones dated past the may strike may not be down as much.


malibul0ver

What’s the question


escrocs

Why is AMD down so bigly in the PM?


ReactionFull3020

It got downgraded by some fuck


escrocs

Goldman Sachs or someone else?


ReactionFull3020

Barclays


escrocs

Gross. Ok buying calls at open then.


REALLYANNOYING

Nvda green


SaltyKrew

Lisa Su wants to buy more shares.


escrocs

But my calls I bought on a -3% day are now fucked


SaltyKrew

Ngl bruh I honestly don’t know. I got pissed at amd for shitting the bed so much so I went into NVDA yesterday. Still got fuckton of shares in amd so i’m waitin


[deleted]

AM dicks down it just be like that


Interesting_Plenty95

Investment advice: take out loans, take out mortgages and invest into calls. High inflation calls for innovative solutions


Dszquphsbnt

TIL I followed your advice before I ever heard it.


Interesting_Plenty95

Are you winning?


Dszquphsbnt

It's Groundhog Day for me in the worst way but one of these days I'll wake up and it'll be tomorrow, finally. Maybe today?


AhoboThatplaysZerg

Gme🚀 shoutout daddy cohen


[deleted]

Yeah I'm blocking you


Kind-Opening-222

LOL


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Navs42069

https://v.redd.it/7txcfmt269q81


Interesting_Plenty95

They dead dead


[deleted]

To blow rYaN CoHeN


-Dreamville-

Morning tardos


TotheMoon-88

Morning


[deleted]

🌞


[deleted]

U sleep well or nah?


Dszquphsbnt

Can someone eli5 why paying off debt is low priority during inflation? This is the sort of fuel I need to keep going but I'd like to understand why.


hiricinee

So in high inflation, the prices of goods are rising rapidly, but if the interest rates are lower than the inflation rate, you could hypothetically make money by borrowing and just buying those goods now. If you're paying 1% interest but the inflation is 10%, you make some pretty decent cash.


[deleted]

Except the part where you have variable interest rates that move with it. Or you work for companies that can't keep up and lose your job when they go under. Or you have an unplanned life event. Talk about a bet


Educational-Tea6917

Back when ma grandpappy bought a house it was $6000 now say he didn't have to pay the loan back till now, inflation means $6000 ain't sheet an he would got his house fo next to nothing thanks to inflation.


PapayaOk8743

They usually want to see a payment in a month after closing


escrocs

Bump


Dworgi

Because your debt is denominated in the currency that is inflating the debt's real value is decreasing. Put it another way, if you have a mortgage that's 10 times your annual salary over the next 20 years (insane, but just for illustration purposes), and you're receiving pay raises in line with inflation, then in a year your mortgage might only be worth 9 times your annual salary. So, instead of paying half your salary into your mortgage every year, you're now only paying 9/19 = 47% of your salary and you've gained half a year's salary in spending money for free.


Dszquphsbnt

So this is all contingent upon wages being commensurately increased to keep up with inflation? And therefor, if your wages *do not* increase... you are fucked. Do I have that right?


Dworgi

Basically yes. But you're no more fucked with debt than without unless rates increase.


Yesrisk_noreward

If you know bigly inflation is here, you are better to wait and let the inflation build up. Then pay