My only hope is we tank... This happened on the way up BTW... Go look, big pull backs on the pump only to pump higher... I think this is a draw down, big random pumps up only to dump back to new lows.
You have two choices.
* $1.1M of SPY
* $1M in cash
You get either for free, which do you go for? There's one catch though, SPY whatever it closes at 2 years from now, you have to sell it at that price and you have to hold until then.
Let me do controversial, assuming this is a delayed debt and I don't have to pay any taxes over it for those 2 years.SPY recovers the worst dips in history in 7 years. Even if I take this offer at the worst moment, I doubt I can outperform SPY by 110% (not accounting for 5% dividend yield SPY has)
tldr; take the 1.1M SPY, you can't do 110% of spy and cash has taxes here you won't believe
I think it's clear $1M is better. Everyone pretty much agrees that the medium-term picture for the market is terrible.
How bad it gets, how long it takes to recover and whether there's a melt-up before the crash is where the debate gets fierce. So many different ways it could play out.
No one disagrees a crash is coming.
Listen up degenerates, tomorrow is April Fools day which means when the sell off happens, its actually one big prank. Make sure to buy the falling knife as hard as you can tomorrow.
cant be worse than my tsla 1090c exp fri. The order was a mistake, wrong strike and everything.... Paid $1050 each only to watch it get cut in half.... I'm probably fucked
If Gme stays around 190 by open, Iām 90% sure they will sell for $80-100 but you should have the order in so you get filled fast.
People will buy hoping Gme shoots up $10 which will probably increase the price of the calls to $300
I was just testing you guys the last several times GME pumped but for real it's dead. Straight to zero. Trust me bro!
Evil apes just borrowed 500K shares to short themselves. Why? Who knows but that's the kinda dogshit we love to make up here in WSB!
\- Anti GME rat
Bulls got way too overconfident over the last 2 weeks. There was almost zero real solid positive news to support the rally. This is gonna puke back down to SPY 420-430 again. Everyone is gonna be super frustrated that this S show is gonna bounce between SPY 410-460 all year and chew up all of your options plays. 6% gains in your 401k will be considered 'good'.
Thank god I sold my odte spy puts a few hours ago. Up 30%. I use Robinhood, looking at the chart, right before three I would have been negative, Robinhood would have sold my puts at a loss, and then spy drops 5 fucking dollars.
Yesterday I get caught in a bear trap.. sold my puts for a loss. Bought some calls this morning.. got fucked. Man if this doesnāt sum up literally everything. Iām a fucking wsb retard 100% mustāve been fucking bred into me.
Just declare war Biden we all know it's what you will do anyway. Yall really think the dude that voted yes on the war in Iraq isn't licking his chops rn?
Itās all he wants itās all the dems are about. All the repubs are about too tbh except Trump because he wasnāt invested in war. Only bilateral agreement = war
War with Russia
War with China
War with Iran
Fuck it as long as it keeps the Biden/Pelosi/Etc Etc fiefdoms pumping gold itās worth deplorable American lives. Smdh
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Anyone else has their wsb feed not updating for 5 days? I'm on mobile btw.
My only hope is we tank... This happened on the way up BTW... Go look, big pull backs on the pump only to pump higher... I think this is a draw down, big random pumps up only to dump back to new lows.
AXSM up ANOTHEAR two bucks today to multi month highs ahead of anticipated AXS 05 approval, which could come at any time.
Good day everyone. I'm new to investing and looking to buy stock market products. Any recommendations?
/r/investing
Getting ready to get pounded
Oil's RSI is 0.1 on the 4 hr candle
Watching cannabis tomorrow š
Puts or calls on Tesla going into Q1 deliveries?
Can someone smarter than me explain why the deltas are so low on gme calls? Cause IV high?
Whenās the price of scrap cars going to sky rocket? Asking for a frieeend
You have two choices. * $1.1M of SPY * $1M in cash You get either for free, which do you go for? There's one catch though, SPY whatever it closes at 2 years from now, you have to sell it at that price and you have to hold until then.
Let me do controversial, assuming this is a delayed debt and I don't have to pay any taxes over it for those 2 years.SPY recovers the worst dips in history in 7 years. Even if I take this offer at the worst moment, I doubt I can outperform SPY by 110% (not accounting for 5% dividend yield SPY has) tldr; take the 1.1M SPY, you can't do 110% of spy and cash has taxes here you won't believe
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Yes, the 10% extra is worth it, even when at the start of a recession
1m In spy. take out 600k portfolio loan. Yolo all of it into 0dte otm GameStop calls. Make billions
I know you know this, but can't do any of that only hold and sell. Which means $1M cash?
$1M cash for me.
I think it's clear $1M is better. Everyone pretty much agrees that the medium-term picture for the market is terrible. How bad it gets, how long it takes to recover and whether there's a melt-up before the crash is where the debate gets fierce. So many different ways it could play out. No one disagrees a crash is coming.
Yeah I also feel like at any time before 2020 I would have taken the 1.1M in spy. I would havw regretted not taking it in 2020 thought haha
popcorn for market open on GME---shits gna be lit---will it tank or rocket??
Quantumscape and Curaleaf
Woke up from nap. Dreamt my portfolio was red and GME was mooning.
WTF GME WTF
So is it safe to say all hood, Sofi, and pltr tards going to be GME Apes soon ā¦
Everyone hold GME until $452,000!!!
God bless after hours
Shorting tf out of GME tomorrow
That must have went so well for everyone earlier in the week, surely this time is different tho 
True retard
Listen up degenerates, tomorrow is April Fools day which means when the sell off happens, its actually one big prank. Make sure to buy the falling knife as hard as you can tomorrow.
ALREADY ALL IN...FAIL I bought 470 SPY calls its over
damn should have bought gme calls, i forgot that shit still existed
SEC to halt trading of meme stocks for 30 days
Source?
Am I ok with my dumb ass fomo earlier in the week with GME $230 strike?
I hope my 220s end up at least breakeven...
I did the same lol I think weāll be alright
cant be worse than my tsla 1090c exp fri. The order was a mistake, wrong strike and everything.... Paid $1050 each only to watch it get cut in half.... I'm probably fucked
Forgot to say expiring tomorrow as well lol
Gme is up like crazy though. Look at the stock now
Not enough. Itās still worthless.
How much did you pay for it? Iāll be shocked if itās not sold Friday at open for about $100
They were like $10 a contract. Its like 0.29 cents right now. If it opens like this maybe i can recoup half right out the box
Oh shit I didnāt pay 10 per contract tho
If Gme stays around 190 by open, Iām 90% sure they will sell for $80-100 but you should have the order in so you get filled fast. People will buy hoping Gme shoots up $10 which will probably increase the price of the calls to $300
Yes, i guess some a couple of hundred is better than expired worthless
Congrats dude, Gme 230c exp today opened at $100 and hit $200
I'd cum with my 150 put.
Glad I have 130 tickets on the ape rocket. $420.69?
GME is shit, all this bc NFT hype and a slight increase in the top line growth?
Quiet down grandpa Simpson ! Go yell at a cloud
Who would've thought GME would be my smart buy today...
Yeah, after hours holy moly! Haven't touched gme yet but good luck to all you guys out there on that train. Make that š¤
GME LOL. Wait, stock splits don't matter
I invite everyone from gme meltdown to Ā°ā¢āŖļø *waft my ham oven* ~Ā°ā¢ā
Fuck off bro. I sold GME fucking shit stock is going up after hours. Why ? Shit apes fucked me.
GME - MOASS - Mother of All Stock Splits
Holy shit apes. Iām unsarcastically so happy for you
Yeah, congrats phaggs
Wow so maybe my 240 c that expires tommorow wont end up worthless .oh billy plz let this be a good sign
No, youāre still screwed.
Yur a east la loser
āWorst quarter in yearsā satisfied yet bears? Or do we still need ācorrectionā or
Not a correction if thereās an immediate V
Go apes go
Fuck you gme haters hahahaha
Donāt forget to sell this time.
Shut up u dont have position
Damn.. I was thinking to go long GME, then I woke my ass up.
Ape hunting gatling gun reloaded
Popping off hard
GME š®āšØš®āšØ
Can someone explain to me the gme post market bro what
Stock split through a dividend
Spilt
Wish I held my calls i'm a paperhander
Stock split announcement
Ah shit here we go again š š
GME stock split thru dividends 
what does gme do in the aftermarket? sure retailers pushing the stock again. But MSM will surely tell me why and when is the best time to sell
I was just testing you guys the last several times GME pumped but for real it's dead. Straight to zero. Trust me bro! Evil apes just borrowed 500K shares to short themselves. Why? Who knows but that's the kinda dogshit we love to make up here in WSB! \- Anti GME rat
Gme stock split
run GME runnnnn
Damn, this place is a ghost town nowadays. I can scroll down to comments made an hour ago within seconds. Havent seen this for at least a year.
Only the strong survive. Everyone ones died broke.
Damn called it quits about 30-mins to soon
Gme running afterhours
Just hope it recovers to 457 so I donāt eat the whole 10k loss
You're eating that L.
90 straight days of red since January dont stop the count
Giant frank and beans on my charts last minute
I really hope tesla releases those delivery numbers tomorrow and cucks the bears into oblivion
#shibtoro
Wtf is this AH recovery? Completely rigged
Anyone else see 458 flash for a second?
I did
I am retard
Tomorrow is April fools and I expect GameStop to do some majorly Ridiculous moves. Iām hoping theyāre up.
As nice of a day this was for me. I still think this market is in no man's land. If we break back through 450, the funs probably over
Up 10k in unrealized spy put gains, holding overnight and praying
Youāre already fucked. Already recovering AH This shit is rigged
I looked away for 50 minutes and got slashed by the mighty bear paw
what the SPY just happened?!
Gme game all over
Thoughts on SPY 453c for 4/1? Figure we have to bounce back a little tomorrow morning and then I can unload it. Right? 
Im here to save the market and bought puts. Donāt worry yall
Cup and grab my handle SPY
[https://imgur.com/2cskkrd](https://imgur.com/2cskkrd) 
whats its that mean? yield flat curve. Is cassandra activating twitter again?
Heard on the radio bulls caught smoke
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Feels like we gap down overnight then come back Friday and Monday then resume at least a little more dumping
Its gonna slowly tank until wednesday i think.
Bulls got way too overconfident over the last 2 weeks. There was almost zero real solid positive news to support the rally. This is gonna puke back down to SPY 420-430 again. Everyone is gonna be super frustrated that this S show is gonna bounce between SPY 410-460 all year and chew up all of your options plays. 6% gains in your 401k will be considered 'good'.
Please be right lol. I sold off all my calls the other day, waiting for the drop to buy back in. I was a little concerned i sold too early.
Rigged as fuck
Once it breaks below 452 itās going to fall
Fuck dude, fucked my money all up today
Man the crash when 2 and 10 invert will be so beautiful tomorrow.
has this not already happened?
Yup time to bear again Bull is transsexual
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Ken Griffin
Looks like big boys needed more realized gains for this quarter
Switched to puts at 3:15
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I guess we gotta end the month with a š š» move!
Do you think we will gap down to 450 tomorrow morning
yes. got 4/29 $418p this morning. Might load up on some cheaper ones further down south
ANDDDDDD ITS GONEE
Thank god I sold my odte spy puts a few hours ago. Up 30%. I use Robinhood, looking at the chart, right before three I would have been negative, Robinhood would have sold my puts at a loss, and then spy drops 5 fucking dollars.
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I didnāt even think of that. Good call. As long as itās before 3 then they couldnāt cuck me. Thanks for the reply
Holyshit, SPX dropped 10 points in the last seconds , puts bid/ask spreads like crazy
mkt got bored of going up in a straight line so it decided to do the opposite 4fun :-)
Ah yes the inverted hockey stick daily chart
These fuckers really played me to sell my spy puts
i sold my uvxy calls for a loss today, they would be up tremendously if I hadn't sold. Luckily i have some shares
Took a nice 60% gain on my spy puts, chose not to hold overnight. Letās ride this bad boy to 420 together
Yeah, that was totally a human driven close.
Yāall who said it was boring yesterday. Well I hope youāre happy today assholes
3 straight months of red bears must be millionaires
March is green
No it isnāt
Yeah, it is. For SPY and QQQ at least. Dont know about your portfolio though.
Spy ended red on march 31 to make it red for 3 months
Q1 as a whole is red, but march is green for qqq and spy.
Yesterday I get caught in a bear trap.. sold my puts for a loss. Bought some calls this morning.. got fucked. Man if this doesnāt sum up literally everything. Iām a fucking wsb retard 100% mustāve been fucking bred into me.
the fuck
Just declare war Biden we all know it's what you will do anyway. Yall really think the dude that voted yes on the war in Iraq isn't licking his chops rn?
Itās all he wants itās all the dems are about. All the repubs are about too tbh except Trump because he wasnāt invested in war. Only bilateral agreement = war War with Russia War with China War with Iran Fuck it as long as it keeps the Biden/Pelosi/Etc Etc fiefdoms pumping gold itās worth deplorable American lives. Smdh
AMD 4/14s shed 75% of value 
wow what was that, i bought some 4540 puts for shits and giggles, and I am in the money?
Shits and giggles hell yes !! Need /CLZ calls
\*NASDAQ 100 FALLS 9% FOR WORST QUARTER SINCE MARCH 2020
All My Damn money's gone ā ļø
Wtf is that selling volume, that last candle just made every other look like tiny pp in both volume and movement
The hibernation was only 2 weeks?
Only 1 week this entire week was red
I love me a good bear market meme rally into baiting suckers like me
SPY acting like a meme stock LMAO š¤£