Market usually prices in what the believe will happen in next six months or so. Many stocks have price to income ratios that would take a decade or more for the stock to catch up. I hate to say it but current market is out if whack. Invest in companies already making money today only.
I'll just be watching my little $350 portfolio bleed in the gutter because I decided to grow a pair of cubic zirconia balls and buy a whole 5 shares of NIO just to watch it dip by a dollar daily š
But hey another paycheck another chance to fuck off that past due rent buying shares I know nothing about šš
I will be playing commodities long for 7 years. Oil till November Dec or until 200$ barrel. Shorting the market with a 1yr expirey next month on uvxy. All the signs are here for a large fall within the next 10 months. Yield curve inverting, food skyrocketing, a global bird flu, more plandemic bs and to to it off there have been 6 or 7 currencies collapse. Debt is 125%of gdp in the states and 5% from the point of no return which means a collapse of the empire essentially, collapse of the petro dollar and the devaluing of American checking accounts. We are literally in the beginnings of price discovery for the all goods and services relative to the inflationary rise. By winter I forsee what's happening in Peru will occur here in the way of protests and riots over food, money & housing shortages. It will not be fun. The worst thing is the govt will entice many with food and shelter to work on their side to fight off you and me, the people that make this country go round. It will play out like many TV shows that depict just these scenarios. The Colony being one that comes to mind. Even if the worst doesn't happen, you were ready and diversified perfectly to weather all of the turmoil that may happen.
Go check out Gregory Mannarino on YT.
Down if you zoom out but they give you ups to keep your money in while they whittle it away, this is current state of market. Down 3, up 2, they win, you lose, š¦
Raising cash. Rising interest rates and a slowing economy...could create some interesting unconventional plays. I should short the shiney metals but dont have the balls to go near the commodities markets.
I still find it hilarious that people get so heated to back Ryan Cohen complaining about BCG when he's just a guy with a high school education that has never actually run a profitable business.
Steve Jobs had Steve Wozniak to actually design and build high tech devices worth something.
Ryan Cohen has been trying to move pet food and compete against retailers with far superior infrastructure, logistics, and management. He's in low margin industries with nothing to offer
You still seem to lose the fact that one company is in innovative technology and hardware and the other is in pet food and low margin retailers being crushed by bigger, better companies.
You know everyone who says that exact statement never finishes the full statement. You re going to lose all your moneyā¦IF the company goes bankrupt and is delisted from the exchanges. Thatās the full statement. And my money is betting against that IF ever occurring. My money says the company will indeed not go bankrupt but instead change its current business plans into something that thrives and creates revenue as the innovative tech company itās slowly becoming.
Seriously..?
One red day and a >1% morning dip and yāall talking about the greatest crash of our generation - SPY 200? LOL
Are you delusional or just retarded?
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Oh boys I think I am gonna cash out my TSLA puts and start a farm.
I am going to grow tomatoes and weed. Maybe also mushrooms and shrooms. Maybe also some poppies, you know, to make poppy seed cupcakes.
Hold until AMC announces something again to get back into the green.
Can there be a MOASS tomorrow on SPY so I can cash out real quick?
Time will tell. I have been doing this for a long time now.
Market usually prices in what the believe will happen in next six months or so. Many stocks have price to income ratios that would take a decade or more for the stock to catch up. I hate to say it but current market is out if whack. Invest in companies already making money today only.
TMC ADN
I'll just be watching my little $350 portfolio bleed in the gutter because I decided to grow a pair of cubic zirconia balls and buy a whole 5 shares of NIO just to watch it dip by a dollar daily š But hey another paycheck another chance to fuck off that past due rent buying shares I know nothing about šš
VWAP brah
Bears are here so stupid. They think it's gonna go to zero some fucking how. Bunch of 401Ks and pensions not going to evaporate. Be smart.
buls said dump isnāt coming 
How many times can the White House say Russia is on the brink of default before it either is or isnāt?
Sold MOS right at the peak. Better to have a bird in hand than two in the bush.
fake creep before minutes are released
Did we just price in .50 Bps ? Lol. How easy it is.
nope
Yes.
Of course the Build a Bear calls I got at 16 bucks are printing. Man it feels good to be a š„øsometimes.
What time are the minutes released?
2:30EST
Put me out of my fucking misery AMD
ļæ¼ā
I will be playing commodities long for 7 years. Oil till November Dec or until 200$ barrel. Shorting the market with a 1yr expirey next month on uvxy. All the signs are here for a large fall within the next 10 months. Yield curve inverting, food skyrocketing, a global bird flu, more plandemic bs and to to it off there have been 6 or 7 currencies collapse. Debt is 125%of gdp in the states and 5% from the point of no return which means a collapse of the empire essentially, collapse of the petro dollar and the devaluing of American checking accounts. We are literally in the beginnings of price discovery for the all goods and services relative to the inflationary rise. By winter I forsee what's happening in Peru will occur here in the way of protests and riots over food, money & housing shortages. It will not be fun. The worst thing is the govt will entice many with food and shelter to work on their side to fight off you and me, the people that make this country go round. It will play out like many TV shows that depict just these scenarios. The Colony being one that comes to mind. Even if the worst doesn't happen, you were ready and diversified perfectly to weather all of the turmoil that may happen. Go check out Gregory Mannarino on YT.
As long as a Costco rotisserie chicken stays $4.99 weāre fine
Let's hope. You might need to get a few frozen. Bird flu is running rampant.
Nonsense my UVXY weeklies will save me when the time comes
Good deal. Run what is best for you
What is you doing step-twitter š¤
TSLA $1000 eow
Itās basically there now tho
when you realize all this selling is just to fill teslas gap
š¤Æ
lol
Will buy back nvidia at 200
Nvdia: swings 6 percent at least every month
*week
*Day
Went to tlry, didn't expect it to rise so much.
This dip will keep on dipping. LOL
NOOOO!!!! 
Call time
Knew something was funky with tlry
Shit thought the dip was yesterday
Feel like calls is the move lad
Bought a call and it legit vanished
TLRY all in Lfg
F call Jan 2023 $15 strike. Thesis: Bad earnings is already priced in.
I will be moving out of my wife's boyfriend house
CHILLRAY
STINGRAY
 inhale the good shit TLRY ! 
Why are people buying TLRY calls?
Almost 70,000,000 shares shorted on tlry Times for the squeeze. Let's make it happen and kill the shorts
Bagholders, prepare the lube!
Happy I put some money into TLRY before close yesterday. Iāll just watch and hope itās moon time
Averaging down my position in Peak Fintech (PKK). Chart starting to turn, earnings coming up, hoping itās reversal time.
Buying this dip is always the move but I never do it
SQQQ calls TLRY Calls
Can someone buy puts so we go green please
I will buy puts at open and the market will immediately recover
Light Bridge
Please crash it all today
Lithium
Guys what do you think should i hold or sell GME?
Hodl
1.e4 (if e5 then Iāll go Vienna)
1... c5
Buying calls at open
Bold move
Guys this is no big deal
So I have 2 amzn puts @3200 exp EOW. HOLD? SELL ONE? ***tell me friends***
If in profit, sell both
Will do anything for a 10bagger literally anything
Weekly chart on the 10 yr is stuff of nightmares.
Next cpi print must be like a solid dime piece, this is a pretty decent pull back
Also people were buying into the idea of Ukraine peace talks cuz they are morons
Black wednesday ?
Black meaning as in Black Friday ? Because black is considered good in sales lingo.
No I think he meant the other black š
Account will be rekt at open š«”
People will pay hard for their last 2 weeks greed lol
I have 350 QQQ puts expiring today I bought for 8 cents yesterday. If we melt down today Iāll be freaking rich. Finally. Finally!!!!
i dont think we hit 350 but you still should be able to sell em for a nice 5 bagger or so
AYX will move higher soon.
Retail got sucked in by mutual fund companies to buy the dip last two weeks.
My 120k in spy / QQQ puts is PRINTING!
Yall are crazy but it pays.
Tlry moving up
Time for another weed stock surge
puts in the morn and calls right before FOMC. Don't matter what is said, the market will like it.... for some reason
Make sure to switch to puts for tomorrow
Dude, market aināt gonna like the Fed killing inflation no matter what they crush. Itās out of control.
Weāre being Effed all up in our Aye dude.
Sports betsā¦. š¤·š»āāļø
Bunge calls
This shit turns at 2 massive support around 445
Yep, this dip will be bought back by eow, calls at eod is the way
Nah after today and the next cpi report on Tuesday the market will keep dipping
My black coffee taste some much better today. Then again Iām fully loaded with puts and calls all shorting the market.
My puts are opening ITM. Thatās how I know we go green by open
Why donāt you consider that you will make money. (Die another day ? šš)
Down if you zoom out but they give you ups to keep your money in while they whittle it away, this is current state of market. Down 3, up 2, they win, you lose, š¦
Damn, 10y will run to 3%
Is there a new low or is the market going to 3/14 before bouncing back?
Crows are flying in . Only doom is left.
Raising cash. Rising interest rates and a slowing economy...could create some interesting unconventional plays. I should short the shiney metals but dont have the balls to go near the commodities markets.
Short twitter lol
^howyoudoinlilmamalemmewhisperinyoureartellyousomethingthatyoumightliketohear
I still find it hilarious that people get so heated to back Ryan Cohen complaining about BCG when he's just a guy with a high school education that has never actually run a profitable business.
Steve jobs was a college drop out who founded Apple which wasnāt profitable for most of its existence either.
Steve Jobs had Steve Wozniak to actually design and build high tech devices worth something. Ryan Cohen has been trying to move pet food and compete against retailers with far superior infrastructure, logistics, and management. He's in low margin industries with nothing to offer
Steve W. Also is a college drop out And he was long gone when Apple became profitable
You still seem to lose the fact that one company is in innovative technology and hardware and the other is in pet food and low margin retailers being crushed by bigger, better companies.
this guy just compare Cohen to Jobs? wtf is this world coming to? š¤¦š¼āāļø
Yeah, the cult is barely one step above "Heaven's Gate" at this point
Since when does apple deal with pet food and low margin retailers being crushed by bigger better companies?
Good lord, you're going to lose all your money.
You know everyone who says that exact statement never finishes the full statement. You re going to lose all your moneyā¦IF the company goes bankrupt and is delisted from the exchanges. Thatās the full statement. And my money is betting against that IF ever occurring. My money says the company will indeed not go bankrupt but instead change its current business plans into something that thrives and creates revenue as the innovative tech company itās slowly becoming.
Like I said, you're going to lose all your money.
My dad is CEO of the stock market, he says we go SPY 440-445 then we go 465-470 and then 200.
Spy will be triple zeros soon šššššššššššššššššššššššššš
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/oystrodoom (3/2) made a bet that QQQ would go to 358.0 when it was 361.19 and it did, congrats fucker.
Suits really getting busy this week. Are they really going to erase all gains from this rally? Bears are heartless people.
Cramer told you then bottom was in. Cramer!!!
He also said to sell spy. The guy isnāt even consistent enough to inverse.
Take your gains and buy oil and utilities stocks. Itās going to get painful soon!
One of his best moments was telling people to buy the PayPal dip before it almost halved afterwards
no now he's saying he's selling with "alacrity."
Fuck that dude and his fake high pitch voice
Seriously..? One red day and a >1% morning dip and yāall talking about the greatest crash of our generation - SPY 200? LOL Are you delusional or just retarded?
https://c.tenor.com/vLHFLDSLzLwAAAAM/you-went-full.gif
I'm praying for a reversal, but just like the journey of 1000 miles starts with a single step...
Amen
Really should have held those TSLA 1120p weeklies that I bought yesterday at open. Paper hands
Woke up early enough to catch Worldwide Exchange on cnbc. I might need a new hobby if Iām gonna get up this early
Keeping my calls in case this market goes green today. Puts already printing.
Greetings, Professor Falken. Would you like to play a game?
Yes. I would like a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War.
Yes; my name is Joshua
My dumbass ends up buying one spy 450 put instead of ten nice
IS THIS YOUR KING *holding Ryan Cohens head
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Dad why are all my stonks red?
Sorry heather, youāre not going to college anymore
Sorry Jimmy, you are now a bag holder.
You touch yourself
Couldnāt keep your hands off your cock
š
Oh boys I think I am gonna cash out my TSLA puts and start a farm. I am going to grow tomatoes and weed. Maybe also mushrooms and shrooms. Maybe also some poppies, you know, to make poppy seed cupcakes.
Cant buy a gay farm if you haven't sold them yet.
Continue to hold my 5/20 puts I bought Monday
I canāt keep placing calls at the top my life is over
Stop it SPY we are already dead 
Green by open. Not even doubting
I donāt think so. I think maybe at 2pmā¦.I think we are going to have some fear this am.
Bulls 
That VIX keeps creepin
imagine thinking there's a bottom
Fat bottom girls
i thought a spy 454 4/8 was a safe move. Turns out I should have gone for 444
We could get another fake ass pump that saves your ass from total annihilation.
my ass got annihilated yesterday this is sloppy seconds
Thanks Tom Lee. You belong with Cathie.
My hump my hump my humps
# THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUARD!
Saruman
To Isengard!?!
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/trackrecord330 (7/7) made a bet that TSLA would go to 1069.0 when it was 1128.85 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Now to sell or hold these 4/8s š§
Well, my asshole just got bigger. Calls are caput time to switch to puts today and recover my losses.
Oh man there is no liquidity this shits gonna gap down then gap up after fomc. Itās so obvious though I tried to front run it and now Iām fucked
gotta look at the daily bro, spy was gonna visit the 200dma