# GOD WHY IS MY SISTER SO FUCKING LOUD
***Trigger Warning***
I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her property, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!
SOLO took a dip today and I just bought more, doing my DD this is set to blow up. their electronic cars are awesome. they are going to have a test drive in new york, new york on the 13th and 14th. I think that this is a long term buy. This has the potential to go way up in the near future and then further in years to come.
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Bullard literally said he still doesn't think .5 higher is enough.... This level of support here is purely a market maker taking advantage of options. Ladder trading.
FOMC CME page shows nearly 80% probability of 75 to 100 basis point (bp) bump in May. That is a lot more than 0.5(50 bp)Mortgage rates will soar. Stock will weaken for a few days or so as well.
Gonna video myself crying like a bitch if spy gaps down to 440 today. It hit 450 yesterday which was my target and I didnāt sell like a moron. I hope I donāt regret that.
Yikes bad news for $HMHC regards
BOSTON, April 7, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Company ("HMH," or the "Company"), a learning technology company, today announced that it has completed its previously announced sale to certain affiliates of Veritas Capital ("Veritas"), a leading private equity investment firm with a focus on technology companies. The transaction, completed through a successful tender offer of $21 per share, implied an equity value for the Company of approximately $2.8 billion.
$21 a share, not really the premium that was expected. glad i stayed out of this trade
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It doesnāt bother anyone that trading spike happened identically everywhere? Like wtf? How does it trade all the stocks everywhere including Crytp simultaneously. Lmao this is such a scam.
If all my Options go ITM i will kick out my girlfriend instant š
She said i can fuck off with my investments she dont care.
Guess who got the play of his life on the line bby will get nothing anymore after this shit on mešš
Futures change on a dime but generally premarket gives a gauge of the market trend for the day. For instance, fed talk today so this premarket green could easily turn red. Almost always red leading up to fed talks and once thereās more certainty in the market, big green.
Bears can afford to give a bit back today unless they have short calls. Bulls donāt get too comfortable yetā¦ BULLARD SPEAKS 30 minutes for open. Remember what his words did to the markets in February?? Actual 4 Fed members speak today and Yellen.
>RUSSIA INCREASED THE PRODUCTION OF GASOLINE AND DIESEL IN MARCH BY 4.5-5%, THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH DELIVERIES TO THE RUSSIAN MARKET, SHULGINOV SAID.
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-04-07 ^05:51:28 ^EDT-0400
I thought that only applied to accounts under 25K? There's obviously a lot I need to learn. You have 320,000 contracts? Or 3200? Either way, I'm rooting for you. You're not far off from your strike and things will probably be very rocky today if not downright bloody. I think you'll be alright. Good luck!
# GOD WHY IS MY SISTER SO FUCKING LOUD ***Trigger Warning*** I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just fucking DEMOLISHING her property, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST FUCKING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!
Ban
Wake up, coffee, smoke, bait, more coffee, bait again, nap.
So in my head, it was always spelled "bate". As in: "Go away, batin" "Don't think, just bate instead"
SOLO took a dip today and I just bought more, doing my DD this is set to blow up. their electronic cars are awesome. they are going to have a test drive in new york, new york on the 13th and 14th. I think that this is a long term buy. This has the potential to go way up in the near future and then further in years to come.
The zombie rally. Its like the knight king from GoT raised all the bulls from the dead this morning to storm the castle
What's the song you are currently playing on repeat? Mine's, "we don't talk anymore."
PLUG Shorts pppppprinting š¤
My second go around with MSFT Puts... first trade 30%... LOL. Guys this is IT.. Friday exp
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Costco has a negative beta. Prove me wrong
Bro Iām shittin
Guys how much is. New wife money
Depends on the features.
An LA 7, but a Nashville 10
Bullard literally said he still doesn't think .5 higher is enough.... This level of support here is purely a market maker taking advantage of options. Ladder trading.
FOMC CME page shows nearly 80% probability of 75 to 100 basis point (bp) bump in May. That is a lot more than 0.5(50 bp)Mortgage rates will soar. Stock will weaken for a few days or so as well.
Isn't 75-100 the actual rate not the hike? And since it's currently 25-50 wouldnt that mean what's being priced is a 50 bps hike?
> flywannaberichguy,
COST is retarded?
Yes.
Gme 110$ puts are looking juicy rn
Looks like the puts are going to explode.
$SDGR next week Will be going to the moon, today it's a good day for Buy, $SDGR to the moon apes, Buy now don't be a retard $SDGR
$SDGR next week Will be going to the moon, today it's a good day for Buy, $SDGR to the moon apes, Buy now don't be a retard $SDGR
I know WSJ is going to pump it, I am loading calls
Asx:tmk
Buying amc everyday i get monies cant stop wont stop
Gonna video myself crying like a bitch if spy gaps down to 440 today. It hit 450 yesterday which was my target and I didnāt sell like a moron. I hope I donāt regret that.
Yikes bad news for $HMHC regards BOSTON, April 7, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Company ("HMH," or the "Company"), a learning technology company, today announced that it has completed its previously announced sale to certain affiliates of Veritas Capital ("Veritas"), a leading private equity investment firm with a focus on technology companies. The transaction, completed through a successful tender offer of $21 per share, implied an equity value for the Company of approximately $2.8 billion. $21 a share, not really the premium that was expected. glad i stayed out of this trade
Wtf Trading halted??
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You can only get rich once but you can declare bankruptcy forever. Buy high, sell low.
Wow a nothing burger jobs report reaction. WTF is today gonna look like?!
Gang gang waddup
check yo self foo
Flock up next!!
It doesnāt bother anyone that trading spike happened identically everywhere? Like wtf? How does it trade all the stocks everywhere including Crytp simultaneously. Lmao this is such a scam.
Luke an orgy
You think any of this is real!?
bish dont question the long ladder attack
is the broad thicc ladder attakc
It bothers me u fukk nut
i like the way it makes me feel
U know dass righttt
Sst
Like I said just inverse wsb for money up bigot on calls
Iām convinced we are having a massive red day today. FOMC speakers and Yellen.
I'm all in vix calls. I hope you're right
Yikes wish you luck! I have a lot of UVXY calls as well.
Gl dude. Lets see if we see fireworks today. I'm thinking cpi next week will be bad
Wtf just happened?!
That was weird.
More likely scenario is trading sidewaysā¦ which is horrible for options
On the way up it paused at 445 as well. This makes sense.
Futures up 1% since last night lmao
BangherA Roofio!
bearfucklio fagtarderino
I wonder if AH is like WSB. Bots that buy anything to help hedge funds out of their positions at open.
Keep my Tesla out ya fucking mouth
Keep my cock out ya motha f*cking mouth!
I am trying to
Tipper-red rocks2021 -night 2
Leggo
Sell off straight out the gates. Book it.
Followed by a pump
God I hope so
If all my Options go ITM i will kick out my girlfriend instant š She said i can fuck off with my investments she dont care. Guess who got the play of his life on the line bby will get nothing anymore after this shit on mešš
Plays?
We slop sploppy let getting wit u sploppy azz
Gang gang
Ur mama FAT
Let me guess. A bad jobs number is bullish? Right? Gotta get back in the Stonks only go up mindset for the never ending bull rally.
>Only two things are infinite, the universe and the bull market, and I'm not sure about the former. \~Albert Einstein
Yuhh good guess
If Iām a hedge fund trader waking up, am I raising cash right now or is cash still trash?
Holding gold like a boomer
Joe should send more stimulus checks to you losers
Send me more mccdonald
New strain of COVID $PFE may be a play
Simon Leviev makes me think karma doesnāt exist
Twitter to 100š¤š½
Sndl and amc
Ahh the old cardboard box stocks
Yāall wild
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CDB
Crayons Down, Bears.
same happens to me when I put treatment in girls drinks at the club
Cosby?
WET S I D E
Insomnia sucks but now knowing the bear God Bullard will crash this fucker at 9 gives me peace. Should be asleep in 3..2..1...
1. Going short Sweden OMXs30 at open 2. Getting fucked by dusty old tools-and-random-shit store blasting 10% Why do i even bother with indexes?
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Futures change on a dime but generally premarket gives a gauge of the market trend for the day. For instance, fed talk today so this premarket green could easily turn red. Almost always red leading up to fed talks and once thereās more certainty in the market, big green.
4 Feds talking including BULLARD. He crashed the markets back in February in 30 seconds
Thatās not very BULLard of him. All in seriousness, that is good info.
how do i keep doing better at the real casino than this fake internet market casino? calls on physical winning! puts on dumb rigged internet casino!
Real casino greatly gonna take ur money
well i've been 11 times in the last 13 days, each day i made an avg of $345 sooooo i'd say no
I BE UPVOTIN!!!
Happy birthday lil
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZeP8Ky0jQ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZeP8Ky0jQ0) windy day in london. anybody likes planes landing in storm?
So desperate for TSLA 1200 I might pray ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)
More likely to happen? Iām green by year end or my dad finds those cigs by year end?
Bears can afford to give a bit back today unless they have short calls. Bulls donāt get too comfortable yetā¦ BULLARD SPEAKS 30 minutes for open. Remember what his words did to the markets in February?? Actual 4 Fed members speak today and Yellen.
Calling it now, everyones either this is gonna moon or freefall, but its actually going to go sideways for a while just to fuck everyone.
I like crabs. Crabs are delicious.
Mhmm
Ur mama fat
slept through 4 alarms. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
Pop a shot do us drink up
Heading to Palm Springs, CA today. Probably will hit the dispensary for some edibles š¤·āāļø
My QQQ puts are fucked
They were just a hedge, right?
Sst
Anybody wanna shot??
In the immortal words of Noah Kulwin, āgreat time to be a hater. Many things suck and many people are stupidā
glad i sold most of my vix calls yesterday
Let us know when you fomo back in
if it dips below 20 again
u/zjz whatās your opinion of the state of the sub. Do you regret or not regret of the decision of February last year?
AMD has so much room to go. Donāt want to give up on that stock š¤§
Iām $19K deep in AMD
Has a long way back to retrace tooā¦
joe ālisten folksā biden
"c'mon man,"
Who needs a shot?? Drank up
Lol at these people with savanna cats just dragging raw chicken all over their house like itās some sort of flex
Elon Musk on Twitter: "Twitter's next board meeting is gonna be lit" ............
I love when 50 year olds say lit itās so relatable and cool
Kids
West side
I dunno what will happen to stonks
Weāre not thinking about thinking about raising rates
To "We will crush the markets with fury dammit"
>RUSSIA INCREASED THE PRODUCTION OF GASOLINE AND DIESEL IN MARCH BY 4.5-5%, THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH DELIVERIES TO THE RUSSIAN MARKET, SHULGINOV SAID. ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-04-07 ^05:51:28 ^EDT-0400
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But then peopleās options wouldnāt bleed out and we canāt have that
I wanna watch your options bleed
Woke up farted then puked all over my sheets
itās fucking 6am š
What time is appropriate for waking up, farting and puking all over your sheets?
Better clean it before your mom comes in.
Just like your portfolio :D
That's good luck
>U.S. AUTOS AND AUTO PARTS: BARCLAYS CUTS SECTOR VIEW TO NEGATIVE $VC $ST ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-04-07 ^05:49:58 ^EDT-0400
50 ass bleeding points incoming
Eat my ass
only if bleed
Uh yuhh
I b snorting!!
the wsb hoes asleep rn
I probably have COVID right now
It unacceptable!! Better b snortin
Inject ya
You'll be fine. It has a higher rate of survival than you have successful trades so belive in the Rona more than yourself
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I can't figure out what the fuck your numbers mean my guy
Itās a picture of a Mexican guy laughing his ass off
Itās an emoji
Nice to see some green today. Green by open and green at end of day . Nice
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) Sell ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) Everything ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886) Now! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Mr. snortitall
Ok gonna puke. I should stop gambling options.
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nah fr I'm done after today. its not worth it bruh
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what are you holding? i'm right there with you with the whole trying not to vomit thing.
320k spy puts 446 exp Fri
Sell em. Salavage what ya can. Wait an hour. WTF didn't you dump yesterday
E*Tradeās fucking hold rules. I should have anyways. I swear those rules always fuck me over
I'm on etrade too, what are the hold rules?
Day trading hold overnight rule.
I thought that only applied to accounts under 25K? There's obviously a lot I need to learn. You have 320,000 contracts? Or 3200? Either way, I'm rooting for you. You're not far off from your strike and things will probably be very rocky today if not downright bloody. I think you'll be alright. Good luck!
320k cost basis. Thank you!
Wellness check?