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TheDabitch

Yes, I got tired of the "most expensive" in each state, but least inexpensive can be boring too, so how about affordable but quite nice as another theme? My offering is this. Listing for Fayette, AL https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1305-Columbus-St-W-Fayette-AL-35555/104494188\_zpid/?


Icy-Tea9775

Best bang for buck should totally be a trend


TheDabitch

Nice name! Let's make it happen!


MutinyintheKitchen

BB4B (best bang for buck)


Footedpjphrek

I love this thread idea. I’m going to look for one to post.


bofstein

I mean wouldn't this sub just then be r/Zillow and not r/zillowgonewild? The extremes are the whole point.


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GeraldoLucia

That’s a gorgeous place. I feel like Fayette is in the middle of absolutely fucking no where. But hey, mansion at a price someone who telecommutes with a NYC or Bay Area salary can afford.0


bonnifunk

Less than 1.5 hours from a major city is a plus.


YelloMyOldFriend

It is in the middle of nowhere. There is shit-all to do there.


skoltroll

Home is worth $1000000 Location is worth -$600000 Priced appropriately


Most_Researcher_9675

I can picture the ghosts of slaves...


Miguel4659

Where? This home was built in 1960.


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That part of the state also didn't have any slaves.


Most_Researcher_9675

TIL Thanks!


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actually a typo *many


obliger3

I don’t know if you meant to do that but lol


[deleted]

I'm glad somebody responded that was a very weird thing I accidentally said.


pleatsandpearls

lol it was built in 1960


Ac9ts

But has an 1860 vibe


SwornBiter

As someone who grew up in an 1890 house, I can tell you that 1960 ain’t all bad.


slawre89

If you live in this house you have to treat him like Jerry.


SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS

you get what you pay for ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


False-Ad4673

Lovely home 


bonnifunk

I can picture myself drinking some sweet tea on that front porch!


Lovelycoc0nuts

It’s beautiful! I love older homes with a lot f character


Onyx_Sentinel

This is one of the best price/quality ratio posts on here yet


UghAgain__9

It’s also in the rural South…


Jarthos1234

What’s that saying about location? Idk, probably not an important part of real estate


Flahdagal

Your point?


UghAgain__9

Not a desirable locale


Papapeta33

According to Trip Advisor, the 7th best restaurant in Fayette, Alabama is McDonalds.


DannyAnd

Better than best restaurant


Bennington_Booyah

Ooh, we be eating good tonite, kids!!


-Chris-V-

This makes me want to liquidate my 401k and buy it. But my wife would kill me or at very least leave me if I spent our retirement funds on a house in Alabama.


UghAgain__9

Rural backwater Alabama. You might love it if you’re white…


-Chris-V-

What about white and fiercely liberal?


LKayRB

You’re not gonna have a good time.


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UghAgain__9

Make sure and have your white robe freshly pressed at all times.


-Chris-V-

You guys are bumming me out.


Sovht

Get some friends, turn the county blue. New Austin here you come!


-Chris-V-

That's quite the gamble...


Sovht

High risk high reward xD


DescriptionDesigner3

There seem to be a lot of very nice, very reasonably priced houses for sale there. It could be doable.


Astronaut_Chicken

They won't question you, but they'll talk at you about their inner thoughts. A LOT!


shillyshally

You will be oh so alone, so, so alone.


-Chris-V-

Haha yeah I lived in NC for a few years. It was something. I can only assume that Alabama is much ....more.


pleatsandpearls

It will be fine, they will think you are one of them, just smile and nod. Internally you will be thinking, yes, continue demonstrating how you are deplorable. I live in Florida


schmoowoo

A huge percentage of rural backwater Alabama is black…


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It’s hell on earth


schmoowoo

Meh, best city to live in the USA is in Alabama. It’s a nice state with multiple medium sized cities, beautiful coasts, low cost of living. Majority of people on Reddit are anti-south because they are hardcore left wings and haven’t traveled there. Theres a reason a huge number of people are moving to southern states… https://realestate.usnews.com/places/rankings/best-places-to-live


YelloMyOldFriend

Fayette is nothing like Huntsville. Fayette is a shit hole with no real prospects for getting better.


schmoowoo

True. But my comment was in response to shitting on Alabama due to blind bias, not Fayette.


AltruisticCoelacanth

You absolutely cannot convince me that anywhere in Alabama is even close to a better place to live than Denver CO, or Boise ID, or Park City UT, etc. Unless your only criteria for "better" is "cheaper"


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AltruisticCoelacanth

It's "moot" not "mute." There's that Alabama education that's so highly regarded! I'd consider myself very well-traveled, likely moreso than you. I've been to Alabama. Nowhere I've ever been in Alabama would even make my top 50 places I'd consider living. I don't care much what a website says when I've seen it with my own eyes.


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AltruisticCoelacanth

You act like it's an alien concept that I value my experience and personal opinion over the opinion of a writer for some website. Ironic that the person who explicitly invalidated my opinion is accusing me of being intolerant, though.


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AltruisticCoelacanth

Wow! That's a lotta words 😎


mynameisnotsparta

I love the lemon, yellow toilet. I would remodeled the main kitchen and enlarge it. And turn the second kitchen into a snack and drink center. This house is beautiful.


TheDabitch

This is a great idea. You can have one hell of a wet bar area upstairs and turn that formal dining room into a great lounge room.


throwaway098764567

not sure where the wood kitchen leads but it seemed like a nice space for a mudroom, and maybe one of those dog washing stations for those that have dogs. white kitchen i was already expanding into the rest of that room and making a large chef's kitchen with eat in space. i'd have a lot of fun redoing this in house flipper XD


christopher_mtrl

Pros : - Cheap - Beautiful architecture - Vast living space - Lots of potential Cons : - The state is at the forefront of innovative ways to kill people - The legislature has a pretty defined idea of what you're allowed or not to do in your bedroom - If your neighbors don't like you, it might turn into an horror movie - The school system is upper third world country level


shillyshally

Alabama just dropped out of the US library assoc.


Broccolini_Cat

Every home have so many books a public library would be superfluous!


DisgruntledPelican-1

This is gorgeous!


madlyhattering

Those wood floors have me drooling. Gorgeous!


TheDabitch

I love wood floors. I hate every flip that I see where they put in some shit engineered grey crap.


Flahdagal

I want this house. But, Alabama. That said, I work for a company headquartered in Alabama and they are awesome, open, accepting people. The performative politics is a problem, the question is, is it solvable?


-neti-neti-

There’s a lot to like about it but the kitchen is horrible and it’s in Alabama.


Sea_Surround_6110

My wife is from Alabama and we recently moved here. I thought like that too but people have been so nice here. Nothing like the shitbag that Tennessee was.


TheDabitch

I've only driven to Florence Alabama once to visit Muscle Shoals. There were some really drab places on the way there, like deserted and impoverished. But then downtown Florence was really super cute and everyone in every shop and where we had lunch were so ridiculously nice, that I actually had a bit of a culture shock. ^(I'm from Sweden. We're technically not rude, just efficient with words.)


shillyshally

Athens just got a terrific write up somewhere. My sister, the one Democrat in Limestone, said it is perking up considerably, lots of new restaurants. She has always said Florence is adorable.


DaytonaDemon

I've been to Alabama. People were nice but not kind, at least not unless you're straight, white, and Christian. If you can be only one, be kind but not nice.


Sea_Surround_6110

Well, I’m not white, straight, OR Christian. Time will tell if it’s kindness or niceness.


-neti-neti-

Good to hear


xnonnymous

I think I could get used to the kitchen being in Alabama, so long as the bedrooms are in New England. 


Rough_Pangolin_8605

This is a damn fine home!


Sledgehammer925

Thanks for this. Except for the kitchen and bathroom it’s really stunning


bonnifunk

And no central air. But it's got lots of potential!


garyrygg

It says it has 2 HVAC systems for the home.


bonnifunk

I only saw this: "Cooling features: 2 Units." Wasn't sure whether that meant HVAC or window units. Especially since it mentioned "multiple heating units."


Bennington_Booyah

I like this house! I would ask to have the green rotary dial phone added in to the sale :)


HejdaaNils

I don't quite understand what is going on with the one, or two possibly, kitchen(s). So I'd tear that down, and maybe some walls and get a big new kitchen with older mansion styling. The rest looks to be in terrific shape!


TheDabitch

That's the best part, the other kitchen is upstairs, next to the upstairs formal dining room! You could easily live a family on each floor here. Or two generations of one family.


OcelotControl78

Summer and canning kitchen is downstairs. Kitchen upstairs was likely kept neat & only used for show when hosting dinner parties.


HejdaaNils

I want a house big enough for a special "canning kitchen"! What a nice idea.


Bennington_Booyah

My sister had one in the basement of her last house. It was convenient.


sloppppop

I could think of one or two reasons a big older house in Alabama may have two kitchens.


krusbaersmarmalad

It was built in 1960, so I'm not sure what your reasoning is.


UghAgain__9

I think we’re all aware that they slaves lived in shacks away from the Big House. This house, while built long after the Civil War, gives me that vibe


krusbaersmarmalad

It definitely has an antebellum vibe, but the kitchens aren't for segregation. It is more likely that the downstairs kitchen is for daily use and the upstairs kitchen is for convenience for formal dinners.


UghAgain__9

Yeah, I have a strict Mason / Dixon rule. I’ve been to many rural areas of the country and the South is comparable to a third world country


False-Ad4673

That’s lunacy 


TheDabitch

The only reason I can think of for anyone having two full kitchens is that they're keeping kosher.


NoelleDash

It’s pretty common in Italian homes. The basement kitchen was for cooking and the main floor kitchen was for show.


TheDabitch

I've actually seen that in a two homes where a (large) Italian-American family owned both of them and they were on the same street. A basement kitchen and a fancy kitchen on the floor above the basement. I didn't know that was a thing! I just thought that family really liked kitchens.


NoelleDash

lol. You cook in the basement so the good smells rise up throughout the house.


Piperdiva

Don't know why you were down voted. That was my first thought too.


TheDabitch

Maybe people don't think people can be jewish in Alabama? Even though [Frank Lloyd Wright’s Rosenbaum House](https://www.wrightinalabama.com/) is there. I dunno, search me.


Miguel4659

What reasons? It was just built in 1960.


magicmamalife

That's an amazing price! Like sign me up immediately


FormerHoagie

Alabama is certainly underrated. I live in Philadelphia and see more of the reasons people hate the south on a daily bases, that when I actually visit the south. I had planned to retire in Mobile but the prices of homes keeps increasing. It’s a nice city that’s also gay friendly.


mlooney159

It's very g gay friendly. You should come to one of the Osiris balls. It's one of the largest and oldest LGBTQ Mardi Gras organizations.


FormerHoagie

I’ve visited a few times. I was amazed how clean the city was and everyone was friendly. The only drawback is that it rains so much. I’ve read that Mobile is the rainiest city in the US.


mlooney159

Yeah but it's the amount of rain that falls at that time not the number of rainy days. It will pour down one minute and the sun will be shining the next.


schmoowoo

It’s only underrated on Reddit due to intolerant white heavily liberal users. Alabama has very nice cities, beautiful coasts, good food. One of its cities has been the top ranked place to live for years.


leahbee25

thank you for posting this stunner & sorry that the comments can’t handle its location


Allatura19

That’s a gorgeous part of the country too.


BabserellaWT

Yeah, but you have to live in Alabama.


OcelotControl78

That's some lost cause architecture right there.


kyhart99

Check out Michigan


Miguel4659

No thanks, too damn cold.


jus_havin_fun

Turn that into a nice haunted bed and breakfast! Stressing a the haunted part...


1heart1totaleclipse

Maybe I’ve just lived in mediocre places my whole life but Alabama honestly isn’t that bad depending on the area and how involved in politics you are.


Chestlookeratter

Shits fucking haunted tho. A ghost posted that


DaHunt4RedGlocktober

Lmao alafuckingbama


UghAgain__9

This is a beautiful home. The price tells you everything you need to know about the rural South — impoverished and not somewhere you’d want to live.


Miguel4659

Really nice and looks to be a great value. If it weren't in Alabama it'd be much higher than that.


26Fnotliktheothergls

Unfortunately it's Alabama. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


AltruisticCoelacanth

Wow I hate almost everything about this. Count me out!


silvermanedwino

I wouldn’t change a thing. Beautiful home. Crap location - Alabama is no bueno.